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INTO DARKNESS: THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS

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Can't mark can't pick up a ball with no pressure

can't pick up the ball with pressure

can't run

can't do anything really

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    And I have been prepared to wait for improvement under neeld. Not any more after that listless wimpy display. He can go and get farked. And he can take frawley and a few of his sooky mates with him.

    I don't think they're mates....

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    Done by a team that's further ahead than us in terms of development.

    Top 10 youngsters 3 years ago, the best player of the modern era, heaps of coin, AFL backing, magnificent midfield.

    Our poor draft choices over the last 5 years may finish this club off for good.

    you're a crack-up jumbo

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    I'm trying to remember if Fitzroy or Stkilda played this bad.

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    Done by a team that's further ahead than us in terms of development.

    Top 10 youngsters 3 years ago, the best player of the modern era, heaps of coin, AFL backing, magnificent midfield.

    Our poor draft choices over the last 5 years may finish this club off for good.

    FMD.

    Surely even you can't stick up for Neeld now?

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    So proud of the boys today. Just couldn't fault their effort. Fantastic performance; absolutely no shame in being beaten by such a highly esteemed opposition. Well done lads, you did the club proud.

    This would have to the a joke right?

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    FMD.

    Surely even you can't stick up for Neeld now?

    Yes?

    He wasn't out there putting in that weak as [censored] performance.

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    "Melbourne appeared at times to have lost the will to fight and the capacity to play as a team. It let the opposition do as it wished."

    just about says it all.

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    Yes?

    He wasn't out there putting in that weak as [censored] performance.

    Yeah, he was in the box coaching it.

    Seriously, if you still think Neeld is the man you CLEARLY have no idea about football. The end.

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    Yes?He wasn't out there putting in that weak as [censored] performance.

    Are you for real?

    He sets the match ups, and the tactics and the pre match selection and it is his job to motivate the players and get them to play to an acceptable level without and without the ball.

    Our list is not great but it is far more talented than the rubbish it serves under this coach.

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    stuie, dissect the game objectively.

    Have a look, man.

    Yep, we lost by 10 goals to a team who has never won at the MCG, and we've NEVER lost to.

    That's a fair dissection I think.

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    FMD.

    Surely even you can't stick up for Neeld now?

    I'm looking forward to being told we're reactionary idiots this week.

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    Pretty sure ill be canceling my membership tomorrow. Mine & my wife's finances dictate that I really can't afford to spend money on something that I dont enjoy anymore. I've held on for the last few years but i think enoughs enough

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    mark the papers of Nicholson, mckenzie, strauss, bail, tapscott and sellar as never to be played again. They are all flat out spuds masquerading as footballers.

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    The next stage is easier. I feel nothing.

    I think I'm there, I've stopped caring. I won't be able to make it to many more games and I am glad.

    Neeld will not be coaching next year, just a matter of time. Gut feeling is that it won't be this week, maybe after QB with the club having a week off to regroup.

    I wanted to believe, and for a long time I did. Every week I go hoping to see someone take the next step, or see the team structure hold up and us look competent but it seldom comes.

    Howe and Jones are the only ones I can think of who have improved under him.

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    I'm looking forward to being told we're reactionary idiots this week.

    Yep, we lost by 10 goals to a team who has never won at the MCG, and we've NEVER lost to.

    That's a fair dissection I think.

    There's a first time for everything.

    The Club kicked its highest score in a quarter 3 weeks ago.

    Even virginity only lasts once.

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    There's a first time for everything.

    The Club kicked its highest score in a quarter 3 weeks ago.

    Even virginity only lasts once.

    That is a pathetic attitude mate.

    We lose by 10 goals to a development side that we SHOULD have beaten, and you say "there's a first time for everything".

    You and Neeld are obviously out of excuses if that's all you can come up with.

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