Being a Melbourne supporter i am forever holding the trident of optimism, and just for a bit of fun.

if the following teams win then Melbourne will be 10th on the ladder at the end of round 5, just 1 game out of the 8

Sydney defeats Stkilda

Giants defeat Goldcoast

Crows Defeat Carlton

Port defeat Eagles

Cats defeats dogs

DEES defeat lions

hawks defeat North

Now of course there are alot of "ifs" here.. but we can always dream

I've tipped all of those teams to win except for the Crows. You never know...

Yet we'd still have the lowest percentage.

Yet we'd still have the lowest percentage.

Not if we win by 10 goals or more.

i was looking at the fixture this morning, also holding the trident of optamism.

Even still i can only see us beating GWS, Suns, Dogs and maybe lions this year. Would love to take a scalp of a side like richmond or North but cant see it at this stage

Not if we win by 10 goals or more.

If we do that, I'll launch my own investigation. Seeing it's the year of investigations...

Not if we win by 10 goals or more.

Thats bloody hilarious.

Being a Melbourne supporter i am forever holding the trident of optimism, and just for a bit of fun.

if the following teams win then Melbourne will be 10th on the ladder at the end of round 5, just 1 game out of the 8

Sydney defeats Stkilda

Giants defeat Goldcoast

Crows Defeat Carlton

Port defeat Eagles

Cats defeats dogs

DEES defeat lions

hawks defeat North

Now of course there are alot of "ifs" here.. but we can always dream

hahahhaha I was so close to posting something similar last night!! We are 2 games out of the 8!! haha.

I hold the trident of optimism most mornings......

Being a Melbourne supporter i am forever holding the trident of optimism, and just for a bit of fun.

if the following teams win then Melbourne will be 10th on the ladder at the end of round 5, just 1 game out of the 8

Sydney defeats Stkilda

Giants defeat Goldcoast

Crows Defeat Carlton

Port defeat Eagles

Cats defeats dogs

DEES defeat lions

hawks defeat North

Now of course there are alot of "ifs" here.. but we can always dream

Is the Trident of Optimism permitted on the Reality Bus?

I hold the trident of optimism most mornings......

The three prongs?? Bragger

I hold the trident of optimism most mornings......

Crack one through the covers?

Ha - I've tipped pretty much all those teams to win... except Melbourne.

The more likely win is round 7 vs GC - and going through the fixture there is a fair chance that both the Saints and the Dogs wont get another win by then, so we'd move above them.