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"Tanking"

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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better add 'Bitter but optomistic' & 'Biffen' to that mad bunch.

which one are you Dee-luded?

 

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is that mjt hiding under the left end of the table?

I dont know where he gets off posting that hogwash.....

 

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is that mjt hiding under the left end of the table?

LOL better than the chicken in middle, that would be you.

which one are you Dee-luded?

HaHa, not sure.

I do hang back a bit on the periphery, some times, but then again, I always fancied a twin?


Mad-Hunters-Tea-Party3.jpg

better add 'Bitter but optomistic' & 'Biffen' to that mad bunch.

an excellent idea. Sharing tea & trips with my Twin Johnny Depp.

Great.

LOL better than the chicken in middle, that would be you.

nah i'm the wabbit on the far right

nah i'm the wabbit on the far right

I reckon Whispering Jack is the main man in the middle, and for some reason, I am getting the vibe that RPFC is the left- hands on hips.

The pig, chook and rabbit could be any number of us!
 

Announcement from the AFL on the outcome of the investigation this afternoon I believe.

I would have thought that they would have called a press conference if they were going to announce it; unless they are going to do it under the cover of darkness.

Mad-Hunters-Tea-Party3.jpg

better add 'Bitter but optomistic' & 'Biffen' to that mad bunch.

Is that Biff and BBO in the centre with the helicopter hats? Sloonie on the left with the Red Hair and Sue on the right having a cup of tea poured for her.

I wonder if that's the chauvinistic pig.

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Is that Biff and BDO in the centre with the helicopter hats? Sloonie on the left with the Red Hair and Sue on the right having a cup of tea poured for her.

Sloonie is so the brunette, 2nd from the left. She's about to punch that lass in front of her for making remarks about one of our injured players going off on a stretcher.

Is that Biff and BBO in the centre with the helicopter hats? Sloonie on the left with the Red Hair and Sue on the right having a cup of tea poured for her.

I wonder if that's the chauvinistic pig.

No way is BH in that picture, he's too good to drink tea with the rest of us cretins.

No way is BH in that picture, he's too good to drink tea with the rest of us cretins.

Dummy. BH is the tea-pot of course :o

and BB is the other tea pot

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Dummy. BH is the tea-pot of course :o

and BB is the other tea pot

hmmn, but wheres the kettle?

Dummy. BH is the tea-pot of course :o

and BB is the other tea pot

Can we have this photo as the Demonland banner please?


The way this thread is going, Demonland is going to be the next entity investigated regarding illicit substances.

I am the blancmange in the middle of the table.

I have been accused in the past of perhaps being too non committal on certain issues and being as "solid as a blancmange"

No way is BH in that picture, he's too good to drink tea with the rest of us cretins.

I think he snuck in to eat those magic red mushrooms.

Remind me when we get to page 150 that page 81 was on the only page that made sense.

Bloke on the right end in red, sitting down next to the pretty blonde with his hands not showing under the table, just has to be me.


hmmn, but wheres the kettle?

fired up and f...ed off out of picture - unfortunately it got racially villified - one of the pots called him black.

I am the blancmange in the middle of the table.

I have been accused in the past of perhaps being too non committal on certain issues and being as "solid as a blancmange"

Pretty sure the plate of waffles is behind those grapes, nutbean. Just under Ben's nose.

Bloke on the right end in red, sitting down next to the pretty blonde with his hands not showing under the table, just has to be me.

Feeling a bit cocky today Redleg?

 

I would have thought that they would have called a press conference if they were going to announce it; unless they are going to do it under the cover of darkness.

Whatever the decision no doubt the pronouncement itself is something which the AFL is not looking forward to. Gil's just delaying the Evil Moment for as long as seems professionally feasible.

Whatever the decision no doubt the pronouncement itself is something which the AFL is not looking forward to. Gil's just delaying the Evil Moment for as long as seems professionally feasible.

Mods - please enforce a 7 day ban on CHAMP for getting back on topic.


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