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Pre-season update: Viney to Clark

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Good to see these updates. Hopefully when they get through the list, including the rookies, they will start again from Hogan. Be nice to see these reports daily right up to the NAB Cup.

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    Bit of a worry with their prognosis for Trenners...initially the injury was to keep him out for 6 weeks - now it's 8 to 10 weeks. Hopefully it doesn't develop into a Jurrah type injury i.e. 2 to 4 weeks for 10 weeks in a row...

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, there's a Brian Royal on my pre-season update.

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    Bit of a worry with their prognosis for Trenners...initially the injury was to keep him out for 6 weeks - now it's 8 to 10 weeks. Hopefully it doesn't develop into a Jurrah type injury i.e. 2 to 4 weeks for 10 weeks in a row...

    I'm writing off for the first half of next year. Stress fractures in feet are usually a long term injury. His status seems to have gone backwards, so I'm a tad worried also.

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    Bit of a worry with their prognosis for Trenners...initially the injury was to keep him out for 6 weeks - now it's 8 to 10 weeks. Hopefully it doesn't develop into a Jurrah type injury i.e. 2 to 4 weeks for 10 weeks in a row...

    Dont worry it will never become a "Jurrah" like injury,

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    The quality of these previews can be summed up by reading this one...

    8. James Frawley
    James has been a standout performer. He’s fit, strong and using the ball well. His leadership continues to improve every week. – Jade Rawlings

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    The quality of these previews can be summed up by reading this one...

    8. James Frawley

    James has been a standout performer. He’s fit, strong and using the ball well. His leadership continues to improve every week. – Jade Rawlings

    Maybe you should take it as Jade not giving a sh!t about Boxing Day.

    I know I don't.

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    True.

    Or you could take it as pedalling the usual cliched crap that doesn't mean anything, and not taking account of any surrounding circumstances.

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    While it's nice to get these good vibes from teh club, we all know that they put this sort of press out every year. They're hardly going to put out a write-up saying a player isn't pulling his weight and maybe they should have looked at trading him after all, are they?

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    True.

    Or you could take it as pedalling the usual cliched crap that doesn't mean anything, and not taking account of any surrounding circumstances.

    Or you could simply take it as having been written pre-Xmas break, without getting into polemics re the info that the club puts out.

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    Maybe you should take it as Jade not giving a sh!t about Boxing Day.

    I know I don't.

    Or maybe you can take it as being written before Boxing Day!

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    Or you could simply take it as having been written pre-Xmas break, without getting into polemics re the info that the club puts out.
    Or maybe you can take it as being written before Boxing Day!

    Yep, also true!

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    * peddling

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    * peddling

    Um, or being big enough to admit that there is a possibility you aren't right 100% of the time.

    Not that you'd recognise the difference, of course, given you are never wrong.

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    Um, or being big enough to admit that there is a possibility you aren't right 100% of the time.

    Not that you'd recognise the difference, of course, given you are never wrong.

    ?

    Just trying to help you out.

    If you want to keep making posts riddled with errors, that's fine by me.

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