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Who gets you excited?

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What are we ?

Chopped Liver.

If you paid your subs like a good keyboard coach you would be ad free .

Those girls dont love you the same way we do .

Go and have your fun .

We will be waiting.

What time will you be home ?

No-just go and enjoy yourself .

Dont worry about us .

Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

They catch on pretty quick .

You mean you've been kicked out of heaven

and straight into the Gary Glitter?

 
Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

you'll just have to learn how to talk dirty properly

They catch on pretty quick .

You mean you've been kicked out of heaven

and straight into the Gary Glitter?

I think you're onto something. They said Gary was a very generous man.


 
I think you're onto something. They said Gary was a very generous man.

You Romsey types just sit there with your wet Liberal ideas sipping Pinot with Malcolm and Tammy ,plotting to let in more refugees for the grape picking .

God it must be fun .

You Romsey types just sit there with your wet Liberal ideas sipping Pinot with Malcolm and Tammy ,plotting to let in more refugees for the grape picking .

God it must be fun .

I had to log back in to respond. This a marginal seat so I'll vote for whoever buys the best shiraz (not pinot). As to refugees, despite regular thrashings, they still bruise the grapes. And yes Tammy, a lovely creature, had many a fantasy ( you know what that means) .


I had to log back in to respond. This a marginal seat so I'll vote for whoever buys the best shiraz (not pinot). As to refugees, despite regular thrashings, they still bruise the grapes. And yes Tammy, a lovely creature, had many a fantasy ( you know what that means) .

Australias Nancy Regan ( with a lesser history)

Just as you are Australias Warren Beatty .

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Totally Awks.

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^^^ are they drunk?

What happened to this thread??


A pair of d's for the dees?

I get excited about viney and toumpas, excited about trenners, and I get excited about players competing for a spot rather than getting a run because everyone else played poorly.

See sig. Can't wait! Have fallen out of love with cricket and in love with NBA, but still miss the footy big time!


Yowzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still think since the op that Ben looks hotter than Scarlett.

 

You guys are really puerile.

I cant believe a thread on Demonland has sunk so low as to objectify women like that .

Personally ,I like women of substance like they have at Fairfax media .

Gina ,Caroline and Michelle.


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