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Garland growing in 'statue' - MFC website

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pretty funny....

the era of proof reading is dead isnt it !! lol

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    Love it! We'll have to dub him "The Marble Man"! Or, maybe, "The Bronze Bruiser"! LOL

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    Hey Col....is statue ??

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    Don't be so harsh. The team do a good job considering imo. It's a lot of on-the-run-grab kind of stuff, which is pretty cool. It's befitting of the footy club environment. Newspapers make errors all the time. Even the wannabe-intellectual Crikey.com.au has its fair share of them.

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    Some party pooper over at the MFC site has gone and spoilt our fun. Typo now fixed.

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    Some party pooper over at the MFC site has gone and spoilt our fun. Typo now fixed.

    That is what "print screen" is for.

    Whenever anyone sees a blunder or spelling mistake, they should capture and save it for posterior.

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    Don't be so harsh. The team do a good job considering imo. It's a lot of on-the-run-grab kind of stuff, which is pretty cool. It's befitting of the footy club environment. Newspapers make errors all the time. Even the wannabe-intellectual Crikey.com.au has its fair share of them.

    and um, and ahhhhh, but um, so ammm, think it should be a great game v Freo.

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    That is what "print screen" is for.

    Whenever anyone sees a blunder or spelling mistake, they should capture and save it for posterior.

    Ahhh, by the way, ummmm, thought this was a Garlo thread:)

    Garlo is a big Guy! Anyone know how big he has to be to go into the ruck...at least once. Have seen Sylvia do it, ummm, and ahhh, um....ammm.., Dunny 'S had a crack, but why not Garlo...ANSWER...=SOFT

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    Ahhh, by the way, ummmm, thought this was a Garlo thread:)

    Garlo is a big Guy! Anyone know how big he has to be to go into the ruck...at least once. Have seen Sylvia do it, ummm, and ahhh, um....ammm.., Dunny 'S had a crack, but why not Garlo...ANSWER...=SOFT

    [censored] post. But at least you're consistent

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    Ahhh, by the way, ummmm, thought this was a Garlo thread:)

    Garlo is a big Guy! Anyone know how big he has to be to go into the ruck...at least once. Have seen Sylvia do it, ummm, and ahhh, um....ammm.., Dunny 'S had a crack, but why not Garlo...ANSWER...=SOFT

    He is listed as only 191 cm and 90 kgm, but he plays as a defender a lot taller then this. But a ruckman needs to train as a ruckman, and Colin hasn't. Easy to get injured doing ruck work without preparation. Could be regarded as a statue for the opposition to jump off.

    Sure he may take the occasional hitout around the ground - I even remember James McDonald being credited with a few hitouts!

    I hope that this was a tongue-in-cheek comment on your part.

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