The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Diamond_Jim 12,628]

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of ice 

what a sheltered life I have been leading.....

[daisycutter 29,738]

24 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

not mine, moonie. found it on uncle bitters facebook page

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

6 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

 

"A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
 

What's odd about that?

[daisycutter 29,738]

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's odd about that?

just the fact is was in the city of worms

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned from  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.

[daisycutter 29,738]

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

It's just that I've been banned from  gyms for "misunderstandings".

It's a touchy matter with me.

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

[daisycutter 29,738]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

[Biffen 12,947]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

I can't condemn the fellow dc.

It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings.

I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

[Earl Hood 6,101]

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just the fact is was in the city of worms

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

Edited September 18, 2017 by Earl Hood

[Moonshadow 17,677]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

Dc does the rising.

Freudian slip Uncle.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

Is that what you'd call 'having skin in the game' Biff? 

[daisycutter 29,738]

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

[dieter 3,325]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

[daisycutter 29,738]

2 minutes ago, dieter said:

You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

but he was a german, didi........and a god botherer

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

Discuss. 

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

[dieter 3,325]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

May I suggest a diet of worms may do you good?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

2 hours ago, dieter said:

May I suggest a diet of worms may do you good?

Mmmmm. I've only gone so far as opening cans of them skinny.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

Two years FMD!

Had some good laughs with Jizza.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two years FMD!

Had some good laughs with Jizza.

He was indeed a character.

Only person on DL I had actually spoken to. He wanted help with how to setup an Avatar in his DL profile.

Seemed to be a genuinely nice guy.

Plus he was a Demon Supporter which means he a higher class of person.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,090]

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Another bit of sad news.

It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

I do miss the old guy.

Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.