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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

ouch.......................probably trying to stretch it...........dunno why fireys didn't use a lump of ice 

what a sheltered life I have been leading.....

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    24 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

    not mine, moonie. found it on uncle bitters facebook page

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    6 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Not sure if this made the Australian media but it certainly makes one stop and think ... what the hell was he doing:

    http://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2017/09/17/german-man-penis-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours/

     

    "A man in the German city of Worms had his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg gym weight plate on Friday, forcing fire-fighters to use power tools to free it."
     

    What's odd about that?

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    What's odd about that?

    just the fact is was in the city of worms

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just the fact is was in the city of worms

    Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

    It's just that I've been banned from  gyms for "misunderstandings".

    It's a touchy matter with me.

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Ok fair enough I suppose dc.

    It's just that I've been banned from  gyms for "misunderstandings".

    It's a touchy matter with me.

    nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

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    4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Impressive kit you've got there dc. Do your blue risers use them too?

    I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

    Dc does the rising.

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    nothing wrong with the old 10-pounder in the gym, uncle, but the ijit must have had a pretty poor technique

    Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

    you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

    There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

    Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you mean he fell for the 10-pounder................as i said a bleeding ijit

    I can't condemn the fellow dc.

    It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings.

    I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

     

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

    Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

    I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

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    27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just the fact is was in the city of worms

    So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

    Discuss. 

    Edited by Earl Hood

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie.

    Dc does the rising.

    Freudian slip Uncle.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter .

    Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

    Is that what you'd call 'having skin in the game' Biff? 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

    Discuss. 

    the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    the only thing luther got right was his abhorrence of the papacy

    You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

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    2 minutes ago, dieter said:

    You are very judgmental about one of the great men of history. Typically, may I add.

    but he was a german, didi........and a god botherer

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    10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    So where does the Diet of Worms come into this discussion? I still think Martin Luther was railroaded in the final edict, myself. 

    Discuss. 

    His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

    May I suggest a diet of worms may do you good?

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    Another bit of sad news.

    It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

    I do miss the old guy.

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Another bit of sad news.

    It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

    I do miss the old guy.

    Two years FMD!

    Had some good laughs with Jizza.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Two years FMD!

    Had some good laughs with Jizza.

    He was indeed a character.

    Only person on DL I had actually spoken to. He wanted help with how to setup an Avatar in his DL profile.

    Seemed to be a genuinely nice guy.

    Plus he was a Demon Supporter which means he a higher class of person.

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Another bit of sad news.

    It has been 2 years since Jazza last visited Demonland.

    I do miss the old guy.

    Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.

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