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2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

So are Newfies !!! 

 
2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Well done, you old devil! Once we (i.e. you all) pass 20,000, I'll come back and do a 'ladder'. Three qualifiers so far. Keep 'em coming!

LII for those old enough to be literate in Roman numerals ...

 
8 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

I shall give them a second chance.

With butter,garlic and some sage.

25 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I shall give them a second chance.

With butter,garlic and some sage.

That is reserved for the native Canadian wildlife we refer to as a moose.


(A quiet announcement that the minor prize, for ticking over the 800th page, goes to the old(ish) devil himself)

Heard Eric Bana state that he was one of the few not to have witnessed a Saints flag and would place it above winning and oscar. It was a lovely gesture of support from him and filled me with admiration but  there are plenty of us that have had our lifes scarred through our demon allegiance. While I am qualifying for a pension this year I have not been able to appreciate the glory of attending a premiership victory.

Our glory years were when I was a child in the country and had to play out our victorious moments on the front lawn listening to the radio. I will always remember Bluey Adams, Barass, Lord, etc from that time, while equally and probably better skilled players are wallowing without that pinnacle of achievment

I have been to more grand finals of other teams than I have Melbourne and frankly am getting sick and tired of being an irrelevancy. I hope that our current group can develop  a more sustainable model. Perhaps they need to be reminded of how many Eric Bana's we have.

 

I know that does lead itself into some inexusable banana repartee but go for it

7 hours ago, dpositive said:

Heard Eric Bana state that he was one of the few not to have witnessed a Saints flag and would place it above winning and oscar. It was a lovely gesture of support from him and filled me with admiration but  there are plenty of us that have had our lifes scarred through our demon allegiance. While I am qualifying for a pension this year I have not been able to appreciate the glory of attending a premiership victory.

Our glory years were when I was a child in the country and had to play out our victorious moments on the front lawn listening to the radio. I will always remember Bluey Adams, Barass, Lord, etc from that time, while equally and probably better skilled players are wallowing without that pinnacle of achievment

I have been to more grand finals of other teams than I have Melbourne and frankly am getting sick and tired of being an irrelevancy. I hope that our current group can develop  a more sustainable model. Perhaps they need to be reminded of how many Eric Bana's we have.

 

I know that does lead itself into some inexusable banana repartee but go for it

Your pension admission also qualifies you for a position, dp, in the geriatricity ladder I'll be putting together once 20,000 has been passed. And quite a high one at the moment, too!

 
22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.

I would have thought you a huge fan of My Heart Will Go On.

Hey uncle bitters, i was just thinking of those pygmy camels of yours and realised you haven't mentioned them for yonks. you haven't eaten all of them have you?


14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Hey uncle bitters, i was just thinking of those pygmy camels of yours and realised you haven't mentioned them for yonks. you haven't eaten all of them have you?

Possibly with a little Chianti ?

On 9 May 2016 at 9:13 PM, Maple Demon said:

I would have thought you a huge fan of My Heart Will Go On.

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

I've eaten peasant before.

Never knew they could speak French.

Good to see we all haven't lost touch with the MFCSS.

The meltdown and theorists are rampant upon other threads :rolleyes:

And some suggest we talk nonsense in here  :huh:

 

For all you music lovers ..., but necessarily of Canadian Crooners.....

I present 

 

As it happened they were here in OZ last  Oct..... Bloody Brilliant night... can they sing.....wow

 

ENJOY !!!

( or not...lol ) 

19 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Good to see we all haven't lost touch with the MFCSS.

The meltdown and theorists are rampant upon other threads :rolleyes:

And some suggest we talk nonsense in here  :huh:

 

For all you music lovers ..., but necessarily of Canadian Crooners.....

I present 

 

As it happened they were here in OZ last  Oct..... Bloody Brilliant night... can they sing.....wow

 

ENJOY !!!

( or not...lol ) 

Correct bb it seems that we are now seeing reds under every bed. We have the best list in a decade and still people see a negative in every situation.


Earlier this year , before and during the NAB there was much conjecture , harrowing and MFCSS-ing , obsessing , no/yessing about what may or may never occur.

e thought ( some of us) bring on the Footy season and something of substance to grasp a hold of. Something we can talk about that was real, as it was happening afore us.

It IS the season proper and there's still just as much worrying about the peripheral or non existent as ever.

Who was it  ....  The more things change the more they stay the same :rolleyes:

On 5/10/2016 at 10:53 PM, Moonshadow said:

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

Your posts normally suggest that you are an intelligent, thoughtful, and personable chap. Have you taken leave of your senses?

French is derived from Roman times and Latin as you know, similar to other languages such as Spanish and Italian. French is the language of love good man. It is also the language of diplomacy, science, literature and philosophy. Peasants do not speak French. They speak dialect or indeed speak in few words. Similar to the peasants here particularly those that gather in tribes to watch the Tigers and the Magpies or in SA, Port Adelaide. We also have a few here on Demonland, but who will not be named as we know who they are. Also I value my neck given the importance of the mind body connection. Although, I have to say there are a lot of headless people in these illiterate times of Kali Yuga. For those wanting to find out about Kali Yuga consult Google. The French along with the Indians know all about Kali Yuga. However, I am getting distracted from the main point of my post.   

I will be reporting your outrageous and frankly obscene comments to the Academie Francaise. I hope you are not planning a trip to France anytime soon. 

If I was planning to make love to a beautiful woman, I would want her to whisper sweet nothings in French. Remember Francois Hardy "only you can do it". Yes I know that is English. But lost in translation of course, for the French words are beautiful....que vous pouvez le faire...... and the grunts even better! Knee trembling stuff Moon. 

I suggest you go to Alliance Francaise and then we can converse in French just to raise the tone of posts on this site. 

By Jingoes. 8 more posts until 20,000. Let's break out the banana's. 

Redleg, you still happy with the thread title? When JH signs, can we re-name it?

To ?

6 minutes ago, H_T said:

By Jingoes. 8 more posts until 20,000. Let's break out the banana's. 

Redleg, you still happy with the thread title? When JH signs, can we re-name it?

7


7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

To ?

The Hulk and NO B$ Thread? lol

As yes, French is a sophisticated language. However, I do not enjoy it in a Celine Dion song.

15 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

As yes, French is a sophisticated language. However, I do not enjoy it in a Celine Dion song.

French is a lousy language according to George Bush, who famously said, " the problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

 
5 hours ago, hemingway said:

Your posts normally suggest that you are an intelligent, thoughtful, and personable chap. Have you taken leave of your senses?

French is derived from Roman times and Latin as you know, similar to other languages such as Spanish and Italian. French is the language of love good man. It is also the language of diplomacy, science, literature and philosophy. Peasants do not speak French. They speak dialect or indeed speak in few words. Similar to the peasants here particularly those that gather in tribes to watch the Tigers and the Magpies or in SA, Port Adelaide. We also have a few here on Demonland, but who will not be named as we know who they are. Also I value my neck given the importance of the mind body connection. Although, I have to say there are a lot of headless people in these illiterate times of Kali Yuga. For those wanting to find out about Kali Yuga consult Google. The French along with the Indians know all about Kali Yuga. However, I am getting distracted from the main point of my post.   

I will be reporting your outrageous and frankly obscene comments to the Academie Francaise. I hope you are not planning a trip to France anytime soon. 

If I was planning to make love to a beautiful woman, I would want her to whisper sweet nothings in French. Remember Francois Hardy "only you can do it". Yes I know that is English. But lost in translation of course, for the French words are beautiful....que vous pouvez le faire...... and the grunts even better! Knee trembling stuff Moon. 

I suggest you go to Alliance Francaise and then we can converse in French just to raise the tone of posts on this site. 

We soooooo need a sarcasm font. 


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