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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

Australians have a strange definition for a milkshake.  Or maybe Canadians do. Where I come from from, what you call a milkshake, we call flavoured miljk (that should be milk; can't fix the typo). Your thickshakes are our milkshakes.

 

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    They are not desert boots dc. FFS [censored] poor imitations!

    Have you had your happy juice yet today, Uncle Bitter?  You don't sound too happy.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    They are not desert boots dc. FFS [censored] poor imitations!

    hmmmph, that's the last time i make you the recipient of my largess, bbo.  biffo told me you weren't too fussed about quality issues so how was i to know you were suddenly going to go all hoity-toity on me? fcs

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    4 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Australians have a strange definition for a milkshake.  Or maybe Canadians do. Where I come from from, what you call a milkshake, we call flavoured miljk (that should be milk; can't fix the typo). Your thickshakes are our milkshakes.

     

    flavoured milk doesn't have the bubbles or icecream

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

    This is outrageous.

    Looking in wrong places I reckon

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    17 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Looking in wrong places I reckon

    yes, mr leg needs to look further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

    Edited by daisycutter

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    17 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Looking in wrong places I reckon

    Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    yes, mr leg needs to further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

    Dairy Queen has the best shakes.

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    This is starting to remind me of the milkshake scene in Pulp Fiction.

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    3 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    This is starting to remind me of the milkshake scene in Pulp Fiction.

    Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

    This is outrageous.

    Time to DIY, Redleg. We have a milkshake maker that someone gave the kids a while back --- like one of the old style ones with the metal cup that gets put around a central pole that whizzes it up. Get one of those, your own supply of bananas, and you are away. On the latter, I am sure that Earl could supply them, with his contacts in parts tropical and his warehouse full of cigars and guava paste ... 

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    Still available at the little shop I buy shakes at locally however I have not had one for a few weeks.

    I will report back.

    On an equally serious note it is not easy to buy a milkshakes anywhere and do not ask for Malt they look at you as though you come from Mars.

     

    I thought for you OD the word 'Malt' was always preceded by the word 'single' :lol::)

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    flavoured milk doesn't have the bubbles or icecream

    Probably too effing cold in Canada to put ice cream in milk ... :lol:

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    33 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Looking in wrong places I reckon

     

    21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    yes, mrixleg needs to look further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

     

    16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

    Emirates didn't have banana milkshakes but I found something beginning with B... endIng In "Weiser" does that count? Can I mIx 2 or 3 In milk? o_O

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    and now I have The Village People song milkshake stuck in my head.

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    5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

     

     

    Emirates didn't have banana milkshakes but I found something beginning with B... endIng In "Weiser" does that count? Can I mIx 2 or 3 In milk? o_O

    Poor soul...you had to drink Bud. At least they could have served sime decent Canadian beer, not that American flavoured water.

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    22 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

    Depends on your taste of movies.

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    22 hours ago, hemingway said:

    My gosh Old Dee yoin really have turned the corner. 

    He will need to be very careful turning corners If/when he gets a wheelchair heming

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    50 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

    [censored] of fence .  This thread is only for the intelligentsia of Demonland.

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    29 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Poor soul...you had to drink Bud. At least they could have served sime decent Canadian beer, not that American flavoured water.

    I agree but the choices were limited to that or soapy water (Heineken) Maple :-S

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    29 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Depends on your taste of movies.

    Well, Saw grossed me out and I hated Napoleon Dynamite. I liked Forrest Gump, The Man Without a Face made me cry, and I remember laughing at a scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Cool Runnings is one of the funniest movies I have seen and the Untouchables is one of my fav films. Oh, and I generally want to punch certain actors in the face because they annoy me, usually Travolta is on that esteemed list. Does that help you to figure out whether or not I might think the comparison to the Pulp Fiction scene is good or bad?

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    8 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

    He will need to be very careful turning corners If/when he gets a wheelchair heming

    Nah, Oldie will get a custom-made Segway that they can strap him into upright.

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    8 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Nah, Oldie will get a custom-made Segway that they can strap him into upright.

    That's an extremely risky option Maple. Are you sure there won't be major collateral damage assocIated with this zany suggestion?

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    14 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Well, Saw grossed me out and I hated Napoleon Dynamite. I liked Forrest Gump, The Man Without a Face made me cry, and I remember laughing at a scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Cool Runnings is one of the funniest movies I have seen and the Untouchables is one of my fav films. Oh, and I generally want to punch certain actors in the face because they annoy me, usually Travolta is on that esteemed list. Does that help you to figure out whether or not I might think the comparison to the Pulp Fiction scene is good or bad?

    Probably worth a look on youtube.

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