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On 21 February 2016 at 7:53 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two bottles of decent Shiraz per day is a far better health option Earl. Also, spend more time with the servants- calories a plenty can be burned off exercising with the maids.

Thanks for you advice Uncle B and sorry for the late reply. I prepared a tasty, nutritious meal on Monday night, a lightly grilled fillet of lean kangaroo leg with a small quinoa salad washed down with two bottles of Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012 as you recommended. Well I seemed to have missed Tuesday somewhere? I remember not feeling well, obviously something dodgey with the salad and decided to go to bed but I woke up face down in the bathroom and a check in on my mobile showed it was Wednesday? I think I need to re-evaluate the fitness advice I have received here on DL. Wellbeing programs need to be individually tailored I suspect. 

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5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Thanks for you advice Uncle B and sorry for the late reply. I prepared a tasty, nutritious meal on Monday night, a lightly grilled fillet of lean kangaroo leg with a small quinoa salad washed down with two bottles of Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012 as you recommended. Well I seemed to have missed Tuesday somewhere? I remember not feeling well, obviously something dodgey with the salad and decided to go to bed but I woke up face down in the bathroom and a check in on my mobile showed it was Wednesday? I think I need to re-evaluate the fitness advice I have received here on DL. Wellbeing programs need to be individually tailored I suspect. 

i'd drop the quinoa, earl, or you'll start acting and talking like an incan, or worse still like one of uncle bitter's pigmy llamas errrr alpacas

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On 22 February 2016 at 8:30 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Did he squeeze out a truck?

Apparently the reversing beeps went on for safety. Would be hard to tell the front end from the rear with him.

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Posted
11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I would have thought an afficianado like yourself doctor, would choose a reliable Singaporean rattan !"

Reliable, yes, but our Singaporean friends have surrounded the administration of the rattan – as with everything else on that all too orderly island – with far too much bureaucracy. 

We are more simple folk here, given to more simple country pleasures. While it's true – as you yourself noticed during your recent visit to Queensland – that we in the north treat our bananas as if they were members of the House of Lords, trussing them up in plastic bags, in most other pursuits we are inclined to the most direct route. I had meant to say much the same thing to that Moonshadow chap after his pleas for the use of the cat. Given the association of that implement in the popular imagination with rum and some other unmentionable maritime activity, it seems just a little too complicated for me.

Bamboo canes are readily available here since various local fools have taken to planting them as windbreaks. The Hopping Dicks BDSM group assures me that they are no less effective than any other method and have the advantage of assisting in environmental control.

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My father, who was the president of the local ' under the bridge wine appreciation society' loved a cheeky red but he demurred imbibing from a glass jar..  He did have standards to maintain. Much of what I know I learned at his knee.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Does Jesse like bananas?

Does anyone actual dislike them?


Posted
9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Does anyone actual dislike them?

Sadly there are a few idiots in the world DF

Most seem to support Essendrug and Collingwood so that probably says it all.

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Does anyone actual dislike them?

I'm afraid I have to put my hand up here.........I'd rather eat a sour lemon.

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4 hours ago, Bossdog said:

I'm afraid I have to put my hand up here.........I'd rather eat a sour lemon.

I have some very sad news about thepassing of an Demonland Poster.

I know you all will miss Bossdog.

But there is nowhere for him to hide after making such a negative statement about bananas. 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now list care flo , unless you writ improve , Im goin to have the good dr beet yu with his big bambo 

You've really let yourself go since retiring.

get a hold of yourself man!!

or in your case, let go of it.

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35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You've really let yourself go since retiring.

get a hold of yourself man!!

or in your case, let go of it.

Biff the problem is he lets go with one hand and then quickly grips with the other. A change is as good as a holiday.

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18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now list care flo , unless you writ improve , Im goin to have the good dr beet yu with his big bambo 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Enough with the pics Toady. Moderation in everything (as opposed to the moderators)

If you are a good boy Moonie then you never know what you may get for Christmas!

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21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

If you are a good boy Moonie then you never know what you may get for Christmas!

Stop drinking the water from your 7 toilets Toady. It's [censored] with your mind


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I am sure all will pleased that Uncle Bitter is able to post again. My computer has just returned from extended hospitalisation. It required some transplants plus a miracle cure for the technological equivalent of a combined Zika and Ebola virus. I suspect the lads have been using it to surf South American porn sites.

I notice OD has been posting some remarkably positive comments on this site and can only put this down to a near death experience caused by a combination of single malt and free Pinot.

The good Doctor also made a comment which I found perplexing - "The Hopping Dicks BDSM group assures me that they are no less effective than any other method and have the advantage of assisting in environmental control". I don't intend arguing the efficacy of bamboo and/or rattan but rather the very existence of The Hopping Dicks BDSM group. I have an up to date listing of official Australian groups and they do not appear. While it is possible they simply have not paid their affiliation fees, I think it more likely they are a small family owned and operated organisation rather than a rogue or outlaw group.  

As to Earl Hood and his Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012. Yes it is a decent Heathcote drop but you should have bar b qued the roo leg over a 44 gallon drum while sloshing it down from Riedel shaped plastic cups. (I will, however, give dc some credit for his advice about the quinoa salad - a pretentious addition in my opinion)

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am sure all will pleased that Uncle Bitter is able to post again. My computer has just returned from extended hospitalisation. It required some transplants plus a miracle cure for the technological equivalent of a combined Zika and Ebola virus. I suspect the lads have been using it to surf South American porn sites.

I notice OD has been posting some remarkably positive comments on this site and can only put this down to a near death experience caused by a combination of single malt and free Pinot.

The good Doctor also made a comment which I found perplexing - "The Hopping Dicks BDSM group assures me that they are no less effective than any other method and have the advantage of assisting in environmental control". I don't intend arguing the efficacy of bamboo and/or rattan but rather the very existence of The Hopping Dicks BDSM group. I have an up to date listing of official Australian groups and they do not appear. While it is possible they simply have not paid their affiliation fees, I think it more likely they are a small family owned and operated organisation rather than a rogue or outlaw group.  

As to Earl Hood and his Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012. Yes it is a decent Heathcote drop but you should have bar b qued the roo leg over a 44 gallon drum while sloshing it down from Riedel shaped plastic cups. (I will, however, give dc some credit for his advice about the quinoa salad - a pretentious addition in my opinion)

2016 vintage Picking day is  Saturday March 12th Bbo

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BBO with the amount of po rn you drool over on your computer, I'm surprised you haven't yet invested in a water proof cover and gutter drainage system. 

Posted
17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I take it this year's crop has survived bugs , bushfire and other maladies OD?

So far so good no European wasps but two weeks to go so fingers crossed bbo

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am sure all will pleased that Uncle Bitter is able to post again. My computer has just returned from extended hospitalisation. It required some transplants plus a miracle cure for the technological equivalent of a combined Zika and Ebola virus. I suspect the lads have been using it to surf South American porn sites.

I notice OD has been posting some remarkably positive comments on this site and can only put this down to a near death experience caused by a combination of single malt and free Pinot.

The good Doctor also made a comment which I found perplexing - "The Hopping Dicks BDSM group assures me that they are no less effective than any other method and have the advantage of assisting in environmental control". I don't intend arguing the efficacy of bamboo and/or rattan but rather the very existence of The Hopping Dicks BDSM group. I have an up to date listing of official Australian groups and they do not appear. While it is possible they simply have not paid their affiliation fees, I think it more likely they are a small family owned and operated organisation rather than a rogue or outlaw group.  

As to Earl Hood and his Paul Osicka Shiraz 2012. Yes it is a decent Heathcote drop but you should have bar b qued the roo leg over a 44 gallon drum while sloshing it down from Riedel shaped plastic cups. (I will, however, give dc some credit for his advice about the quinoa salad - a pretentious addition in my opinion)

I presume you haven't quite got the hang of this virtual reality thing when you're practising your disciplinary techniques, BBO.

As for the local group, who pays fees until they're obliged to? They're looking forward to your efforts to pursue that obligation.

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