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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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However, I believe they served banana cobbler for dessert at the Brownlow.

What I should have said is that I didn't know OD was at the Brownlow .... :):lol::blink:

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    What I should have said is that I didn't know OD was at the Brownlow .... :):lol::blink:

    So so cruel R and B

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    No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

    but the spuds didn't do any better either

    so fruit - 0, vegies - 0

    a double disgrace

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    Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city.

    Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

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    Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city.

    Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

    Biff I must remind you that you are not to talk or even acknowledge BBO until his month's Demonland suspension is completed!

    Otherwise you risk suspension for consorting!

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    Biff I must remind you that you are not to talk or even acknowledge BBO until his month's Demonland suspension is completed!

    Otherwise you risk suspension for consorting!

    Iv'e lost count of all the consorts here Earl.

    Guilt as charged!

    Edited by Biffen

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    So so cruel R and B

    Sorry OD -- temptation and all that ... :wacko:

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    but the spuds didn't do any better either

    so fruit - 0, vegies - 0

    a double disgrace

    Quite a few meatheads polled well though :)

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    Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city.

    Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

    Make sure you pack protection

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    Make sure you pack protection

    I will bring some deodorant and mints-in case the latest ostracism has lead him to( further) neglect his personal hygiene .

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    Quite a few meatheads polled well though :)

    Was that meat or meth?

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    Was that meat or meth?

    Both, probably ;):blink:

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    Wonder who is responsible for the drug article on the Eagles, in the Sun today, 2 days before the GF.

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    Wonder who is responsible for the drug article on the Eagles, in the Sun today, 2 days before the GF.

    read that. wouldn't be doing woosha any favours at carlton essendrug i wouldn't think

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    read that. wouldn't be doing woosha any favours at carlton i wouldn't think

    No problem dc.

    This is essendrug and Little we are talking about.

    They will probably extend the offer and or increase his salary.

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    Wonder who is responsible for the drug article on the Eagles, in the Sun today, 2 days before the GF.

    One of Worsfold's rivals for the Essendon job? Or just a [censored]-off Freo supporter? Unfortunately everyone in football will have enemies waiting for the right moment ... :wacko:

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    As part of the interview "The Chemist" showed his prowess with Friday is Muffin day at EFC!

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    read that. wouldn't be doing woosha any favours at carlton i wouldn't think

    Or Essendon.

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    As part of the interview "The Chemist" showed his prowess with Friday is Muffin day at EFC!

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    What a great idea, thats melted butter.

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    Good evening Mr Leg well the Mighty Hawks have done it again.

    The greatest team of the last 50 years.

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    Good evening Mr Leg well the Mighty Hawks have done it again.

    The greatest team of the last 50 years.

    hard to argue against that OD.

    That bloke that played for the Dees...Clarko... he goes ok apparently.

    Wonder how stupid ol Jeffrey feels at times :)

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    hard to argue against that OD.

    That bloke that played for the Dees...Clarko... he goes ok apparently.

    Wonder how stupid ol Jeffrey feels at times :)

    And helped out by Neitz, Bruce, Yze and Fagan.

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    Well tomorrow morning is day 1 of the best time of the year for a Dees supporter.

    The pre season is upon us.

    What champions will we trade in?

    What Future GF winning Champions will we draft in?

    Who will be our major sponsor for 2016?

    Will the members be our big problem again in 2016?

    These and other intriguing questions will be answered over the next 10 weeks.

    God I am excited!

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