The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,743]

Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron.

I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.

spare a thought for the ballaratians..... on second thoughts they probably think it's ideal shovel weather

[Skuit 10,031]

Shovel-work when too warm can give rise to a nasty case of ballaratinal chancroids.

[daisycutter 29,743]

Shovel-work when too warm can give rise to a nasty case of ballaratinal chancroids.

depends which holes you are filling in, skuit

[Redleg 41,484]

Can we win 2 in a row?

[Redleg 41,484]

Old Dee you finally got me, I give up.

[bjDee 1,249]

Can we add to the title and make this the No MF$#@C thread as well? I need to come here to escape from the match day dross that 'our team' throws up..

[Earl Hood 6,101]

What can I say here I am in the cold back room at home tuning into my old television to look at not the ashes but the SBS series on Byzantium while SWMBO and several other female relatives have commandeered the main TV to watch that abomination, The Voice! Barbarians! Anyway it is a bit cold but I have a bottle of red to keep me company.

Hey Guys Sad to say I am back here again in the cold back room watching episode 2 of Byzantium while SWMBO and assorted female relatives and friends watch that abomination The Voice! Why do they think I am a grump? Just because the Dees have been thumped and I have been dispatched to the back room. Oh and the city has just fallen in case you never knew!

[old dee 23,872]

Old Dee you finally got me, I give up.

I truly don't think it is my fault Redleg.

However I share your feeling.

This might show how I feel.

Yesterday as I was preparing to go to the game my four year old Granddaughter said to me

" Pa why don't you stay home with me and play Barbies?"

Next weekend I will darling

Next weekend I will I promise.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week.

Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!!

It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

[Biffen 12,947]

Hey Guys Sad to say I am back here again in the cold back room watching episode 2 of Byzantium while SWMBO and assorted female relatives and friends watch that abomination The Voice! Why do they think I am a grump? Just because the Dees have been thumped and I have been dispatched to the back room. Oh and the city has just fallen in case you never knew!

I flicked between the voice,mastershyte,and the tango party.

None of them can sing,dance or fkn cook.

What's the attraction to this ?

Would much rather be sailing to Byzantium ,mentally at least.

[old dee 23,872]

I flicked between the voice,mastershyte,and the tango party.

None of them can sing,dance or fkn cook.

What's the attraction to this ?

Would much rather be sailing to Byzantium ,mentally at least.

Thank God I am not the only one Biff

Last night I watched a ten year old movie i had recordered weeks ago.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week.

Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!!

It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

Nice signature Uncle Bitter. Random quotes?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Nice signature Uncle Bitter. Random quotes?

Not random Moon. Just the occasional spanking that Stuie looks forward to.

[stuie 7,374]

Not random Moon. Just the occasional spanking that Stuie looks forward to.

And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

What are you doing on this thread Stu? You stalking me again? I'm over this Stu! I'm going to report you!

[Moonshadow 17,677]

And of course selectively edited as usual. Wouldn't want to not be a c#%t for the first time hey?

Are you unwell stu? What are you doing on this thread? Welcome to the asylum mate.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Looks like Stuie's wimped off. Weak [censored].

[Biffen 12,947]

Are you unwell stu? What are you doing on this thread? Welcome to the asylum mate.

i bet a buck.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes.

Opinions would be welcome.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes.

Opinions would be welcome.

If Earl gets £200 per day allowance, I want to go to the G with him this week!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

If Earl gets £200 per day allowance, I want to go to the G with him this week!

They never shout for the hoi polloi Moon. All you'll get is the Royal wave and they are off buying the hookers!

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Jake Lever gets rising star award this week. He's from Romsey. Any relation Bitters? I bet everyone in Romsey has a little bit of Bitter DNA in them!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Jake Lever gets rising star award this week. He's from Romsey. Any relation Bitters? I bet everyone in Romsey has a little bit of Bitter DNA in them!

All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

And you don't even get £200 per day allowance!

[Earl Hood 6,101]

Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes.

Opinions would be welcome.

Let me just say I am aghast! That I would have anything to do with undies, really!