The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

it's an ancient Adelaide custom.

Developed on the banks of the Torrens.

After a few gins.

[Biffen 12,940]

After a few gins.

More than half the team is from there.

Scary.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?

I am starting to love how he plays it hard.

Not sure where the hand was going but if it put this nancy boy off his game, who cares.

[daisycutter 29,600]

After a few gins.

you mean a few barrels

[Whispering_Jack 29,764]

Even when the "fellow Dlander" rate was applied Red was still far too pricey for Biffen and his dodgy credit card. But, as you say there are plenty of others at the bar. You do any pro bono work Jack?

Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

[beelzebub 23,313]

Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

gold

Bear in mind 'pro bono' is not exclusive to legal help. I'm in building,,,,nuff said !!

[daisycutter 29,600]

gold

Bear in mind 'pro bono' is not exclusive to legal help. I'm in building,,,,nuff said !!

hmmm, must remember that. don't tell biffo though

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

gold

Bear in mind 'pro bono' is not exclusive to legal help. I'm in building,,,,nuff said !!

Ha!! I reckon Norm Gallagher played it to the hilt.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

But what about the poor people Jack - should they eat cake?

[beelzebub 23,313]

But what about the poor people Jack - should they eat cake?

do they have teeth ?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

do they have teeth ?

Good point bb. Biffen's poor associates at the Gat aren't overly endowed ivory wise. Biffen himself used to confuse me because he had a big smile one day and a collapsed jaw the next. I thought it was to do with profit but it turned out he was sharing false teeth with one of his girls. It was dependent on the nature of the booking apparently.

Anyway bb, i reckon cream cake , sponge etc would never be a problem but a big fruit cake - who knows?

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good.

No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though.

https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

[DemonFrog 1,354]

BBO I was watching the game against the Tigers and saw you in the crowd with your shirt off. I know it was an exiting game but for the sake of the children and OD can you NEVER do that again.

[daisycutter 29,600]

funny how everyone here who saw that footage immediately wondered if it was bbo

[beelzebub 23,313]

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good.

No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though.

https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

$199. Bargain !!!

[DemonFrog 1,354]

$199. Bargain !!!

You mean $199.99

Do we still have a 1 cent coin?

[daisycutter 29,600]

You mean $199.99

Do we still have a 1 cent coin?

electronically yes. we even have fractions of a cent.

[jazza 1,323]

Just returned from my foray into Biff/BBO territory.

Anzac day sad ,only 3 of dads mates left,and i didnt have the heart to tell them i was on cloud 9 after friday night.

Didnt see BBO at the footy, but from all reports ha must've lost weight according to the news i watched.

Some tool {probably a tiger}yelled out as usual during the minutes silence,this has to stop as it only made me want to go and have a dip at him{had me daughter so no chance].

Interesting to see Hoges live and listen to the fawning of the members,hope it stays like that for 10 years.

[Biffen 12,940]

electronically yes. we even have fractions of a cent.

I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

Edited April 28, 2015 by Biffen

[Biffen 12,940]

Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

You guys must really love U2.

Personally , I wouldn't give him the time of day ,let alone work for free for him.

(He's actually worth millions WJ).

[Maple Demon 449]

I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

Biff, if they 'fell of the back of a truck', shouldn't the people be getting a better deal than that?

[DemonFrog 1,354]

I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

I do expect to receive exact change.

[daisycutter 29,600]

I do expect to receive exact change.

if you buy a minimum of 5, no problems, froggo

[DemonFrog 1,354]

if you buy a minimum of 5, no problems, froggo

Unlike some on this thread I have to earn my money the honest way there Cutto.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

BBO I was watching the game against the Tigers and saw you in the crowd with your shirt off. I know it was an exiting game but for the sake of the children and OD can you NEVER do that again.

If you had completed proper research Fl og, you would realize I'd already explained this case of mistaken identity. ( in fact I even mistook myself)

Biff, if they 'fell of the back of a truck', shouldn't the people be getting a better deal than that?

Biff is a usurer Mable - he fits in well with lawyers and car salespersons.