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After a few gins.

More than half the team is from there.

Scary.

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?

I am starting to love how he plays it hard.

Not sure where the hand was going but if it put this nancy boy off his game, who cares.

 

Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

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Bear in mind 'pro bono' is not exclusive to legal help. I'm in building,,,,nuff said !!

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Bear in mind 'pro bono' is not exclusive to legal help. I'm in building,,,,nuff said !!

hmmm, must remember that. don't tell biffo though

 

But what about the poor people Jack - should they eat cake?

do they have teeth ?

do they have teeth ?

Good point bb. Biffen's poor associates at the Gat aren't overly endowed ivory wise. Biffen himself used to confuse me because he had a big smile one day and a collapsed jaw the next. I thought it was to do with profit but it turned out he was sharing false teeth with one of his girls. It was dependent on the nature of the booking apparently.

Anyway bb, i reckon cream cake , sponge etc would never be a problem but a big fruit cake - who knows?

BBO I was watching the game against the Tigers and saw you in the crowd with your shirt off. I know it was an exiting game but for the sake of the children and OD can you NEVER do that again.

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good.

No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though.

https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

$199. Bargain !!!

$199. Bargain !!!

You mean $199.99

Do we still have a 1 cent coin?

You mean $199.99

Do we still have a 1 cent coin?

electronically yes. we even have fractions of a cent.

Just returned from my foray into Biff/BBO territory.

Anzac day sad ,only 3 of dads mates left,and i didnt have the heart to tell them i was on cloud 9 after friday night.

Didnt see BBO at the footy, but from all reports ha must've lost weight according to the news i watched.

Some tool {probably a tiger}yelled out as usual during the minutes silence,this has to stop as it only made me want to go and have a dip at him{had me daughter so no chance].

Interesting to see Hoges live and listen to the fawning of the members,hope it stays like that for 10 years.

electronically yes. we even have fractions of a cent.

I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

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Yes, I have a lot of relatives.

You guys must really love U2.

Personally , I wouldn't give him the time of day ,let alone work for free for him.

(He's actually worth millions WJ).


I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

Biff, if they 'fell of the back of a truck', shouldn't the people be getting a better deal than that?

I can do them for $199.98.

Cash only.

I do expect to receive exact change.

 

if you buy a minimum of 5, no problems, froggo

Unlike some on this thread I have to earn my money the honest way there Cutto.

BBO I was watching the game against the Tigers and saw you in the crowd with your shirt off. I know it was an exiting game but for the sake of the children and OD can you NEVER do that again.

If you had completed proper research Fl og, you would realize I'd already explained this case of mistaken identity. ( in fact I even mistook myself)

Biff, if they 'fell of the back of a truck', shouldn't the people be getting a better deal than that?

Biff is a usurer Mable - he fits in well with lawyers and car salespersons.


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