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i might drop in to Romsey just to check on the place while you are away.

Feed the lads, get the mail etc..

Where is the Shiraz kept?

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    Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

    Thought Biff got chicks to pick up his orders from the golden triangle.

    Who is milking your herd whilst you are gone?

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    Thought Biff got chicks to pick up his orders from the golden triangle.

    Who is milking your herd whilst you are gone?

    you volunteering jazza?

    bit of a hike for you to romsey

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    Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ... :)

    Not strictly Paleo but 5 kg,s lost.

    Haven't had a chance to discuss team with WJ yet.

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    Not strictly Paleo but 5 kg,s lost.

    Haven't had a chance to discuss team with WJ yet.

    Well fire up anyone would think you are on holiday!

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    you volunteering jazza?

    bit of a hike for you to romsey

    I dont milk foriegners.

    Biff seems to be the one for that.

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    BBO flies out to Indonesia and then a terrorist warning is issued. Just a coincidence DC? I wonder.

    maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl?

    we might have see the last of bbo?

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    maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl?

    we might have see the last of bbo?

    I seriously doubt that dc he could not possibly desert D Land
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    I seriously doubt that dc he could not possibly desert D Land

    we you'd have to agree that he his an extremist, fundamentalist and fanatasist

    anything is possible with his type of mindset

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    we you'd have to agree that he his an extremist, fundamentalist and fanatasist

    anything is possible with his type of mindset

    Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ... :):):)

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    Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ... :):):)

    I like the way your mind works R and B

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    maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl?

    we might have see the last of bbo?

    It seems likely any country would see BBO as a significant incursion threat

    He may be lucky that Scott Morrison has moved on or he may not get back in

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    maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl?

    we might have see the last of bbo?

    So romsey,an al quiada training base?

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    Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ... :):):)

    BB007?

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    BB007?

    I was thinking more the BBO Identity ... :lol:

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    I was thinking more the BBO Identity ... :lol:

    More likely Mission Impossible or Austin Powers.

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    More likely Mission Impossible or Austin Powers.

    Or Maxwell Smart!

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    So romsey,an al quiada training base?

    Hmmm, I notice BBO has referred to "the lads" in a number of posts and having to spend significant celebration days with them rather than family. I am getting a sense that there may be a cult operating in Romsey and that BBO may be one of their unwilling followers. God help him!

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    Hmmm, I notice BBO has referred to "the lads" in a number of posts and having to spend significant celebration days with them rather than family. I am getting a sense that there may be a cult operating in Romsey and that BBO may be one of their unwilling followers. God help him!

    i think you might have hit on it

    he's been brainwashed and used by the lads. they do like to recruit damaged, gullible, vulnerable souls

    all that tough talk is just a facade

    hopefully the indos will take one look at his avatar and send him packing on the next flight back

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    Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ... :):):)

    he's certainly got the perfect disguise ...

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    Thank you all for the wonderfully unfunny posts. I've just enjoyed Nasi maguluring for makan pagi - maybe my last as I'm waiting on an air Asia flight to Jogjakarta . Stayed at an $18 per night losmen last night. It had a pool - roughly the size of my dining table

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    Thank you all for the wonderfully unfunny posts. I've just enjoyed Nasi maguluring for makan pagi - maybe my last as I'm waiting on an air Asia flight to Jogjakarta . Stayed at an $18 per night losmen last night. It had a pool - roughly the size of my dining table

    Glad to hear you are doing well

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    Thank you all for the wonderfully unfunny posts. I've just enjoyed Nasi maguluring for makan pagi - maybe my last as I'm waiting on an air Asia flight to Jogjakarta . Stayed at an $18 per night losmen last night. It had a pool - roughly the size of my dining table

    Did you eat that as well?

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