The No T$ No B$ Thread

[old dee 23,872]

Have you had a few single malts tonight OD?

Zero Bbo I was referring to the FMD comment

[Moonshadow 17,677]

I hope your employment doesn't hang on Maths Moon! You might note that Jizza posted at 7.12 and I replied at 7.51!

And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Zero Bbo I was referring to the FMD comment

Well have a few for Auld Lang Syne OD.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

And your's not on English, as 'maths' is not a proper noun. Oh, hang on.... what do you teach? Oops.

Well now Moonie, don't try to avoid reasonable criticism of your ineptness by attacking the reasonable critic. Next , Google any secondary college and look at their subject selections or choices. I doubt you'll find many mathematics.

[Biffen 12,947]

First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now.

And the air con is in the blink.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Well now Moonie, don't try to avoid reasonable criticism of your ineptness by attacking the reasonable critic. Next , Google any secondary college and look at their subject selections or choices. I doubt you'll find many mathematics.

Really?

http://www.wallansc.vic.edu.au/index.php/curriculum/vce/mathematics/general-maths

[Biffen 12,947]

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

[daisycutter 29,740]

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

[Biffen 12,947]

couldn't work out where to put the apostrophe, biifo?

Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement.

'Tis a good 'un.

[jazza 1,323]

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

[jazza 1,323]

Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

Edited January 3, 2015 by jazza

[daisycutter 29,740]

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

i blame biffo

i believe in biffo

you should shoot your neighbour

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

You're spending too much time in with bluerinsers dc. It's addling your brain.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,100]

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

No one climbs a mountain without a stumble or two, jazza. Don't kick yourself too hard, or BBO might be tempted to join in ...

[jazza 1,323]

you should shoot your neighbour

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

[daisycutter 29,740]

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

so?..................you do have a double barrel shot gun don't you?

[daisycutter 29,740]

i'm outta here

[bjDee 1,249]

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Given BBO refers to them as 'the lads', I think the milk might be baby juice. And the cheese would have to be blue vein!

[Redleg 41,450]

Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,100]

Up on the Coast with WJ. We should be able to pick the opening match Dees team after a short discussion.

Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ...

[Biffen 12,947]

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

A quitter never wins......

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

Australia's latest cultural atachè to Indonesia? Careful they don't turn back your boat Uncle Bitter.

[daisycutter 29,740]

love you long time, uncle bitters

s'pose you'll come back even more depraved

if i was a good citizen i would send a warning to the indo authorities

no doubt the lads are already on social media advertising a big party in your absence. make sure your house insurance is paid