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Just looking at a list of actors and actresses who have past away this year.

Shirley Temple

Joan Rivers

Robin Williams

Lauren Bacall

James Garner

Bob Hoskins

Mickey Rooney

Ann Davis

Sad to see some of these names.

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    Made my last 3 days with one picture.btw its day 96

    Isnt she beautiful,nice nipples,full bag,Clean udder and perfect condition for calving and milking.

    I found one of your mates on-line but he did not tell me his name

    How-About-Some-Milk-From-Funny-Cows-13.j

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    Bull shite! You cant marry all the poor shrivelled old [censored]!

    you cut me to the quick, you misrepresent my promises bbo. there are things more desirable than matrimony
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    Just looking at a list of actors and actresses who have past away this year.

    Shirley Temple

    Joan Rivers

    Robin Williams

    Lauren Bacall

    James Garner

    Bob Hoskins

    Mickey Rooney

    Ann Davis

    Sad to see some of these names.

    Agree. All but Williams lived long lives. A lot of talent gone. Williams, Rivers and Rooney were absolutely brilliant at their craft.

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    I found one of your mates on-line but he did not tell me his name

    How-About-Some-Milk-From-Funny-Cows-13.j

    His name is arkmed.

    His progency isnt the best.

    Generally a purveyor of skim milk.

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    His name is arkmed.

    His progency isnt the best.

    Generally a purveyor of skim milk.

    You don't have any purveyors of frothy milk, I suppose? :)

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    Jazza as a dairy farm can you explain the following?

    hotcow.jpg

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    1237466918_cows.gif

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    Finals wins so far going to ladder position. Could happen all the way through.

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    hotcow.jpg

    Spring hieffer{not yet impregnated} trying get through a poorly erected fence into the chocolate milk paddock.

    Would have to put the BIG plastic glove on to check for good calving prospects.

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    Just looking at a list of actors and actresses who have past away this year.

    Shirley Temple

    Joan Rivers

    Robin Williams

    Lauren Bacall

    James Garner

    Bob Hoskins

    Mickey Rooney

    Ann Davis

    Sad to see some of these names.

    and look at the junk they are being replaced with

    Once all the great artists are gone (which will be soon), the world may as well implode because its going to be a horrible place

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    and look at the junk they are being replaced with

    Once all the great artists are gone (which will be soon), the world may as well implode because its going to be a horrible place

    Not a fan of Redfoo then?

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    Why didn't you do the world a favour and glass Demon [censored]? fl og!

    Are you telling me you don't like his pictorial additions to what is an essentially a long running,big content thread with a formerly text based readership being overrun by some Meth coast freak with 9 toilets and a computer?

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    Hard to answer. We are dealing with a humanized "art".The American new strucuralists flirted with a number of alien intrusians in their attempts to throw off formalism. The desire for total understanding requires the deconstruction of what you naively call "pictorial additions". The whole matter is further confused because Fl og is a simpleton. Your question requires further consideration.

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    Hard to answer. We are dealing with a humanized "art".The American new strucuralists flirted with a number of alien intrusians in their attempts to throw off formalism. The desire for total understanding requires the deconstruction of what you naively call "pictorial additions". The whole matter is further confused because Fl og is a simpleton. Your question requires further consideration.

    Thanks for clearing that up .

    Jesus, you must be on the good Shiraz.

    You give off an heir of intelligence which is rarely seen here,nor welcome .

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    Sorry Biff - I didn't mean to appear abrupt in anyway. Your question interrupted my pondering of dc's bluerinse conquests. I mean how many blue rinsers are there? Does he do repeat performances? He is not a young man, so are there some artificial aids involved. Do you provide such aids? Very complex.

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    Sorry Biff - I didn't mean to appear abrupt in anyway. Your question interrupted my pondering of dc's bluerinse conquests. I mean how many blue rinsers are there? Does he do repeat performances? He is not a young man, so are there some artificial aids involved. Do you provide such aids? Very complex.

    Serial rorters of multiple pensions find themselves in a never ending spiral of dependency on Viagra and Cialis as well as Gin and Tonic.

    They live from Thursday to the next fortnight in a sexual frenzy,the final fizzle in the loins being not unlike the death rattle of the giant blowfly.

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    As if this needs explaining to you BBO,

    but at least you are not simply gathering very,very low hanging fruit and you still harbour useless ambitions of attaining youthful flesh.

    Dc has not so much given up but has focused on quantity over quality.

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    Serial rorters of multiple pensions find themselves in a never ending spiral of dependency on Viagra and Cialis as well as Gin and Tonic.

    They live from Thursday to the next fortnight in a sexual frenzy,the final fizzle in the loins being not unlike the death rattle of the giant blowfly.

    A cruel yet alarmingly accurate description of a fellow poster who tries to claim the moral highground yet , by his own admission, is a lustful goat who ignores the norms of polite society.

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    Jeezus! You two got a hand on each other? I've never heard such absolute crap in all my days. Get a grip (and not on each other).

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    Would the welding gloves be safer Jizza?

    Less feeling,when getting the inside mail,you need thin silicone gloves that allow FEELING.

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    Made my last 3 days with one picture.btw its day 96

    Isnt she beautiful,nice nipples,full bag,Clean udder and perfect condition for calving and milking.

    Gosh you can tell a lot from a look in the eyes

    Oh wait your talking about the.......

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    Mitch Clark thread seeing a bit of activity lately. Has something happened?

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