Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Is a cold buzzard like cold turkey? :blink:

You will need to ask this guy that question RBB

Buzzard3.jpg

 

Dont utter that to a Canadian......ever lol

e5a7e3d08765d03fc139a1fbd1d00ce6.jpg

You will need to ask this guy that question RBB

Buzzard3.jpg

Cold spaghetti? Is that one of the Wiggles in retirement or something? :blink:

 

e5a7e3d08765d03fc139a1fbd1d00ce6.jpg

Is that a bit like having one parent supporting Melbourne and the other supporting a certain black-and-white team? Or is that too unthinkable? :blink:

Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course.

The locals were in awe! Certainly showed them what an Aussie can do.

Those Viet Congs will think twice about invading us!


Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course.

The locals were in awe! Certainly showed them what an Aussie can do.

Those Viet Congs will think twice about invading us!

Did you complete the transaction to open up new 'lines"of business.{ala golden triangle?}

Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course.

The locals were in awe! Certainly showed them what an Aussie can do.

Those Viet Congs will think twice about invading us!

BOG ... or perhaps hog?

Keep up the training champ, next we tackle the record.

Speed-eating competitions are popular over the Fourth of July weekend. Eight-time champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut managed to eat 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes at an annual contest in Coney Island, New York, on Friday , eight short of the record 69 he swallowed in the 2013 competition.

BOG ... or perhaps hog?

Keep up the training champ, next we tackle the record.

Speed-eating competitions are popular over the Fourth of July weekend. Eight-time champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut managed to eat 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes at an annual contest in Coney Island, New York, on Friday , eight short of the record 69 he swallowed in the 2013 competition.

Do they record who wins the chundering competition that takes place shortly afterwards? :blink:

 

BOG ... or perhaps hog?

Keep up the training champ, next we tackle the record.

Speed-eating competitions are popular over the Fourth of July weekend. Eight-time champion Joey "Jaws" Chestnut managed to eat 61 hot dogs in 10 minutes at an annual contest in Coney Island, New York, on Friday , eight short of the record 69 he swallowed in the 2013 competition.

not as good as Homer who ate the 100 cheese slices overnight!!

Is that a bit like having one parent supporting Melbourne and the other supporting a certain black-and-white team? Or is that too unthinkable? :blink:

Never had a parent that supported the Dees myself. Best I can do is an uncle who I rarely see,

However the day my parents became Shocker members was a very dark day for me indeed, as this is the team I dislike the second most of all other AFL clubs.

Mind you my father could never accept the fact I support a Victorian based team. To say he was very unhappy is an understatement. But that could of be due to the fact the MFC could play football back then and the Shockers were just bad. It was great when I could ring my parents after a Melbourne v Shocker game and sing "It a grand old flag" to my father. That was great times indeed.


Cold spaghetti? Is that one of the Wiggles in retirement or something? :blink:

A man who enjoys his food.

Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course.

The locals were in awe! Certainly showed them what an Aussie can do.

Those Viet Congs will think twice about invading us!

Did you threaten to eat them if they did?

A man who enjoys his food.

To each his own, but I generally prefer my food not to be spread all over me ...

To each his own, but I generally prefer my food not to be spread all over me ...

Its how he rolls, RBB.

Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course.

An innovation you might wish to suggest on your return to the management of the Gat?


I see the Murdoch press is taking its news from old discussions in this thread again ... :blink:Why is food so expensive in Australia?

Especially milk prices!

Especially milk prices!

Yeah.to bad its not passed down.

WE are getting smaller price at gate than we did 10 years ago.

But the main thing is all the city people get their milk.

Yeah.to bad its not passed down.

WE are getting smaller price at gate than we did 10 years ago.

But the main thing is all the city people get their milk.

I believe us city slickers are paying less for milk then we did 10 years ago too, so I am not sure that the simplistic conclusions in the article are valid (knock me down for lack of surprise :)).

I believe us city slickers are paying less for milk then we did 10 years ago too, so I am not sure that the simplistic conclusions in the article are valid (knock me down for lack of surprise :)).

Should dig out fatmgate prices,but dont have the ability to put on computer.

Might have to extend my quote to the price of fuel per litre.


Testing my new signature.

Yeah.to bad its not passed down.

WE are getting smaller price at gate than we did 10 years ago.

But the main thing is all the city people get their milk.

Dam those City People!

Us Country People also get forgotten

Since we are not trying to win games this season I not rushed over East to watch a live game this season. But t I me is getting away from me so it looks like the Hawks game is a goer.

It my understanding that due to the cold weather warm beer is all the rage at the Gat these days. So how do I go about placing an order for a few cold ones?

Edited by DemonFrog

 

Since we are not trying to win games this season I not rushed over East to watch a live game this season. But t I me is getting away from me so it looks like the Hawks game is a goer.

It my understanding that due to the cold weather warm beer is all the rage at the Gat these days. So how do I go about placing an order for a few cold ones?

The beer is only warm,{at the gat}because of where the barmaids store them.{shute type of operation}

If you ask for a cold beer,i suggest you will be thrown out.

When you get to victoria,if you want a latte,see RaB

If you want a warm beer,see Biff

If you want some asian poppy see WYL or BBO

If you want cold beer,go into any pub and ask for biff,if they dont know of him,then the ale will be cold.

Edited by jazza

The beer is only warm,{at the gat}because of where the barmaids store them.{shute type of operation}

If you ask for a cold beer,i suggest you will be thrown out.

When you get to victoria,if you want a latte,see RaB

If you want a warm beer,see Biff

If you want some asian poppy see WYL or BBO

If you want cold beer,go into any pub and ask for biff,if they dont know of him,then the ale will be cold.

And if you want to talk [censored], see jazza :blink:


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • TRAINING: Monday 17th November 2025

    Veteran Demonland Trackwatcher Kev ventured down to preseason training to bring you his observations of this mornings session which included the 2km Time Trial.

      • Love
      • Like
    • 2 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Adelaide

    Last week’s bitter disappointment turned into player-led resolve as Captain Kate Hore marched her team onto a pristine Princes Park under perfect skies.
    The #DeeArmy banner said Bring The Heat and the Demons delivered a fierce, high-quality contest and ultimately outworked and outpaced the gallant Adelaide Crows to win by 11 points.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 3 replies
  • TRAINING: Friday 14th November 2025

    It was a beautiful sunny morning for a preseason training run out at Gosch's Paddock and a couple of Demonland Trackwatchers were in attendance to bring your their observations on the last session of the first week of the 2026 campaign.

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Adelaide

    Noffy, Hatchy and Randy lead Adelaide’s finals-hardened flock to IKON Park for a blockbuster semi-final against Kate Hore and Hanksy’s mighty Demons.  Adelaide has dropped four of its past five matches at this ground — let’s hope that trend holds.  But don’t expect charity — Doc Clarke brings an experienced, battle-worthy murder of Crows.

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • 2026 AFL Fixture

    The Demons 2026 AFL Fixture is as good as can be expected considering their performances and finishes the past two seasons. Sunday games and late afternoon starts are on the menu with only 1 Friday night fixture until Round 15. They will travel 8 times including their home game in the Alice, their Gather Round game as well as a match against the Hawks in Tasmania. They will face, the Bombers, Bulldogs, the Suns, the Tigers, the Hawks and the Dockers twice.

      • Like
    • 320 replies
  • TRAINING: Wednesday 12th November 2025

    A couple of Demonland Trackwatchers ventured down to Gosch's paddock to give you their brief observations on the second day of preseason training in the lead up to the 2026 Premiership Season.

      • Like
    • 2 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.