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just droppped by this demonland-mates page to mention that my just-deleted geelong v hawthorn thread read as follows: "Geelong v 2Pooz, the only game in town. Then, something like, "The Geelong v Hawthorn fixture is the only game worth watching", or words to that effect. Sub-text: too many teams, too many teams locked out of AFL approved elite team status (fixturing, media coverage, blockbuster allocation etc). terribyl Sorry t0 have left my non-relevant thread on MFC matters on the otherwise hallowed demonland threads...

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Can't speak for DC but I suspect Biffen has been heavily embroiled in his drug business. As for Fl og - he's probably forgotten his single digit password and unable to post.

just having a very contemplative, navel gazing day on such a moving holy holiday bbo.....i'm sure you understand

and worrying what awful fate may have befallen our missing brother lordweaver

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If my information is correct then about a dozen Essendon players will be growing voluptuous breasts in the very near future. No idea how or what's making that happen.

This is udder nonsense.

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I hope he is not too hung up!

Lordweavers might be on some kind of hill song retreat for happy flappy new wavers.

Hopefully he can slap some sense into the freaks.

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I hope he is not too hung up!

it occurred to me in a moment of deep thought that he may have been kidnapped by some extreme religious sect and is in mortal danger

i hope not and would say a few prayers for him but i don't know any so knowing of your deeply religious upbringing by the brotherhood bbo i was hoping you could be my surrogate .....i know you would understand. it would be a waste of time appealing to biffo who probably lead lordweaver down the wrong path and probably bears some blame in his disappearance

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just droppped by this demonland-mates page to mention that my just-deleted geelong v hawthorn thread read as follows: "Geelong v 2Pooz, the only game in town. Then, something like, "The Geelong v Hawthorn fixture is the only game worth watching", or words to that effect. Sub-text: too many teams, too many teams locked out of AFL approved elite team status (fixturing, media coverage, blockbuster allocation etc). terribyl Sorry t0 have left my non-relevant thread on MFC matters on the otherwise hallowed demonland threads...

BD There was already another thread on that game and it was merged.

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Are we that desperate we are talking mergers again?

i would love it if we merged with warrnambool.

theyve produced,cunnington,rohan,lewis,gleeson,merret,wood,just to name a few current ones.

i wouldnt have to drive 3 hours to a game.

we would get great sponsorship from tourism victoria.

the drunken bums like biff could catch direst train from spencer st.

kermonds bergers are the best in australia,great excuse to order one.

we could keep our colours.

dairy farmers in the district would stand for the chit that being produced atm.

anyway rant over,sorry to have lost my way yesterday,

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it occurred to me in a moment of deep thought that he may have been kidnapped by some extreme religious sect and is in mortal danger

i hope not and would say a few prayers for him but i don't know any so knowing of your deeply religious upbringing by the brotherhood bbo i was hoping you could be my surrogate .....i know you would understand. it would be a waste of time appealing to biffo who probably lead lordweaver down the wrong path and probably bears some blame in his disappearance

Perhaps saving souls has all become too much for our venerable LW. Has he finally succumbed to more venal and carnal pursuits? Perhaps he has formed "some extreme religious sect" and is tithing poor families and interfering with virgins.

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and interfering with virgins.

i might keep this post until im alone.

bbo,you used 2 words starting with V in one paragraph,kudos to your tuesday writing.

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She is clearly a intelligent, smart and overall fantastic girl as all MFC Supporting Ladies are.

MFC ladies are long suffering in my experience but they are much quieter than BFC men

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it occurred to me in a moment of deep thought that he may have been kidnapped by some extreme religious sect and is in mortal danger

i hope not and would say a few prayers for him but i don't know any so knowing of your deeply religious upbringing by the brotherhood bbo i was hoping you could be my surrogate .....i know you would understand. it would be a waste of time appealing to biffo who probably lead lordweaver down the wrong path and probably bears some blame in his disappearance

Like Carlton? :blink::blink::blink::blink:

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We should merge with the Melbourne Tigers or Melbourne Vixens after Sunday's game ... :)

vixens for me.

at least my membership would be worth it.

and JW would blend in nicely.

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vixens for me.

at least my membership would be worth it.

and JW would blend in nicely.

Didn't pick you for a fox-lover, jazza :blink:

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Didn't pick you for a fox-lover, jazza :blink:

not when they are munching into the calves gutz on a cold night.

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out of necessity r'n'b it's more the blue rinse foxes these days

im getting old.

i know what your talking about,and have started taking notice of the BRS myself.

chit,next i will be like biff and bbo,getting woken up at the gat on sunday mornings,to help pick up the plastic drink containers.

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im getting old.

i know what your talking about,and have started taking notice of the BRS myself.

chit,next i will be like biff and bbo,getting woken up at the gat on sunday mornings,to help pick up the plastic drink containers.

think you mean the used syringes jazza :lol:

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