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I'll be the flagellator The lads will be a very noisy and excited audience.

I think I could be partial to a bit of flagelling.

 
 
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Isn't there enough on Redtube?

You can either be a spectator or a participant. I like to participate.


as the vicar sid to the actress

Not sure about vicars but I have a wonderful brown monk's outfit (excellent hood) and the springy rope around the waist had a variety of applications. Used to wear it when I took the lads to the old "Hellfire Club". The actresses weren't bad either.

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That's the spirit! We'll be there when the whips are cracking!!!!

Are we now on my other love, horse racing?

I think I could be partial to a bit of flagelling.

I would have thought you would get enough punishment being a Dees supporter!

 

I would have thought you would get enough punishment being a Dees supporter!

That's self flagellation, and I should know.

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That's self flagellation, and I should know.

Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.


Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.

i'm sure bbo could organise the lads as observers if that would help, redleg

Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.

No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.

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No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.

Would that be a see through outfit?

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Very positive article from Chip on MFC site. Might yet stay with us.


Sometimes you enter a room and immediately think wtf...

Maybe some need a room at the gat ;)

Easy access to the strip....lol

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Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

mate ,it takes a number 3 knitting needle to produce anything resembling a stiff these days.

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mate ,it takes a number 3 knitting needle to produce anything resembling a stiff these days.

You have my sympathy. Maybe a win this week would help.

Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

Redleg I was at the windy hill game, quite often stats can be very misleading.

He had reasonable stats that day And I thought he had only ordinary effect on the game.

Not ready for AFL yet.


Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

surprised it snuck past the [censored] software

Sometimes CRISPBREAD is a little bit .....we'll... Too crisp.

 
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Only in the crotch area RL.

That would be a big area to accomodate the entire package.


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