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That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty.

Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

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if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

Comments like that can be 'armful .

You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

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Comments like that can be 'armful .

You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

talking about movies...

i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

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talking about movies...

i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

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I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

especially when he's so highly strung

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News Flash:

Ita expected to cross the coast Friday afternoon.

Suggest we all buy bananas tomorrow morning, price could triple by Monday.

Shouldn't that be a Newth Flath? And that she will croth the coatht then? :blink::blink::blink::blink:


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what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

especially when he's so highly strung

He'll bounce back-

when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

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He'll bounce back-

when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

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as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow.

I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

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Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

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Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

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Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

Strange things happening at the selection table with the dumping of top goalkicker Shannon Byrnes. I reckon Mick Malthouse can't contain himself and is giggling about his stroke of good fortune. Can't see us winning now that Player X is out of the team.

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hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

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lots of stuff bouncing around re Oscar mmm I reckon he will get off , not meaning get a shot off

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hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.


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We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.

We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

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We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

I think I should shout everyone to some banana souffle.

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Done..........souffle41.jpg

Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

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Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

You are simply going bananas Red

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