The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey .

I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?

BTW ,I applied for the job in Rome because I thought the town had three things going for it.

1. All roads lead there.(great for traffic)

2.It wasn't built in a day (unlike Beijing)

3. When there ,you have to do what they do (which is not very much).

Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.

'In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey'

Beware of Greeks baring ....

'I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?'

I thought the influence of the Christain Brothers would be obvious.

'Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.'

You'll be sainted. And. When you finally retire you get shoved in convent full of former virgins.

'puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks'

What else do you think blokes wearing frocks would emit?

[Redleg 38,314]

We haven't had a countdown for a while so here goes, days to our first NAB Cup game:

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[Biffen 12,511]

'In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey'

Beware of Greeks baring ....

'I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?'

I thought the influence of the Christain Brothers would be obvious.

'Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.'

You'll be sainted. And. When you finally retire you get shoved in convent full of former virgins.

'puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks'

What else do you think blokes wearing frocks would emit?

The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field .

Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit .

Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field .

Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit .

Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

[old dee 23,229]

Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

Has not worried the previous members for the last couple of millennium Bbo

[daisycutter 28,713]

That is a very old one

90% of people on here would not know what a conductor was

You are dating yourself Bbo

ah od most here wouldn't know what a date was, and i'm not talking about stepping out

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

Correct OD.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

ah od most here wouldn't know what a date was, and i'm not talking about stepping out

They're generally shrivelled looking and a brownish colour.

[daisycutter 28,713]

They're generally shrivelled looking and a brownish colour.

spoken like an ex catholic boarder or choir member

then again you weren't in the scouts were you?

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

No! There were too many scary stories about that Baden- Powell guy.

[old dee 23,229]

No! There were too many scary stories about that Baden- Powell guy.

Always thought us micks were banned anyway

But perhaps my mum made that up

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

Always thought us micks were banned anyway

But perhaps my mum made that up

That was the Masons OD.

[old dee 23,229]

That was the Masons OD.

Now there is an interesting organisation Bbo

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Goats doesn't think so.

[daisycutter 28,713]

Its alright for you bastards to joke about it but i'm the one who has to sleep on my stomach for the next week

[Dockett 32 1,213]

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Goats doesn't think so.

Hard to find a good goat. Ease up!

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

Its alright for you bastards to joke about it but i'm the one who has to sleep on my stomach for the next week

No longer shrivelled looking DC?

[Bitter but optimistic 21,561]

Hard to find a good goat. Ease up!

That's because the Masons got to them first!

[Redleg 38,314]

My heroes of the day Jeff Kennett and Garry Lyon.

See the Footy Classified thread for futher info.

[Biffen 12,511]

Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

I'm ok with mouthing the rhetoric as long as there is plenty of money and Sex involved.

And goats, and dates.

Do they ever work in these organisations or is it all just dirty deeds and cover ups?

[dpositive 1,602]

AAHHH we must be getting closer to footy and further from the tank Enjoyed the banter

I did have the tanking conversation with the squash crew last night

I used Rpfc line that we are the only club to have been proven not to tank and it was worth the 500 for that.

The essendon supporters leading the conversation were already into the AFL and its bloody hopeless management and they shut up as soon as said my bit.

Thanks again Rpfc restored respect

[old dee 23,229]

How is the date tonight dc?

[daisycutter 28,713]

How is the date tonight dc?

i have a date with 3aw od, now pizz off

[Sir Why You Little 35,288]

i have a date with 3aw od, now pizz off

Hahahaha.

Pure Gold!!

[H_T 2,941]

How is the date tonight dc?

So do you think young Jesse should have had a taste of playing now, or not, od?