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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Already been out to Caulfield Park with the woofers. Beautiful day for it. Much pointless running enjoyed. Probably should have taken them to the racecourse instead!

Could have turned out first sod.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Could have turned out first sod.

    I am sure they would be very happy to make an enormous mess all over the place!

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    Now the important time starts for 17 teams, trading and drafting.

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    On 26/09/2024 at 18:39, Redleg said:

    So Katy Perry loves bananas.

    Sort of?

    For those who didn't know (like me):

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    p.s. My 3- to 7-y-o grandchildren went that fruit over her - the morning anticipation was like Christmas eve. Whattha?

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    As Marilyn Monroe sang in the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

    "A kiss on the lips might be quite continental,

    But bananas are a girl's best friend."

    Edited by Redleg

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    26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    As Marilyn Monroe sang in the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

    "A kiss on the lips might be quite continental,

    But bananas are a girl's best friend."

    Good heavens !!!!

    This thread is becoming quite vulgar !

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    31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good heavens !!!!

    This thread is becoming quite vulgar !

    Becoming?

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    🤔I'm thinking "Silvers" has come to town !! 🤡🎪🤣

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    🤔I'm thinking "Silvers" has come to town !! 🤡🎪🤣

    This one?

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    • 3 weeks later...

    Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

    Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

    Where better than here to post that?

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    9 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

    Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

    Where better than here to post that?

    Good to see you are enjoying the girls Tim. 

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    11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Nearly three weeks without content? Scandalous!

    Well, I'm here to rectify that, by observing that (as readers may have noticed) I've gone rather 'bananas', posting-wise, after today's pleasant and character-filled win by the girls.

    Where better than here to post that?

    I presume that's Alyssa Bananas?

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    I attended the venue of our new training/admin facility yesterday along with Clarry, Harley Reid and Max King and about 40000 others.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    I attended the venue of our new training/admin facility yesterday along with Clarry, Harley Reid and Max King and about 40000 others.

    Had to dodge the excavators and hi-vis vests n hardhats, Red?

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    3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Had to dodge the excavators and hi-vis vests n hardhats, Red?

    No just the surveyors’ cameras.

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I attended the venue of our new training/admin facility yesterday along with Clarry, Harley Reid and Max King and about 40000 others.

    And a few hayburners as well?

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    And a few hayburners as well?

    Yes a few as well, including 2 of mine.

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    On 28/09/2024 at 15:50, Redleg said:

    Could have turned out first sod.

    I really hope you live that long Mr. Leg. I don't think I have 10 years left. 

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    56 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I really hope you live that long Mr. Leg. I don't think I have 10 years left. 

    Come on, we will be both celebrating more flags after being at our new base.

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Come on, we will be both celebrating more flags after being at our new base.

    I cannot see the new base at Caulfield being operation this decade if at all. The new leaders at the racing club don't seem to share the same enthusiasm as the previous board. It's Casey for a long time yet I fear.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I cannot see the new base at Caulfield being operation this decade if at all. The new leaders at the racing club don't seem to share the same enthusiasm as the previous board. It's Casey for a long time yet I fear.

    It’s not up to the MRC, they are a tenant just like we will be.

    Their concern is purely about 10 race days and we won’t affect them.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes a few as well, including 2 of mine.

    Did either salute?

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