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19 hours ago, Redleg said:

This is a beauty.

Port feral berating Crows players as they left the ground, had his cap flicked off by Matt Crouch and then reported him to the police.

Police are investigating.

Can you believe that?

Hopefully while investigating they discover some outstanding warrants against the feral.

Reminds me of the stories from teachers where some foul mouthed little [censored] has exhausted all patience and is told in some mild but sharp manner to stop, and then the kid launches into a full 'you can't talk to me like that' and the parents take it to a full complaint.

Still working on a cannon big enough to fire such people into the sun.

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Posted

The No T$ No B$ No €P Thread 

Too soon ?? 

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Posted
9 hours ago, beelzebub said:

The No T$ No B$ No €P Thread 

Too soon ?? 

Probably, though it did enter my mind.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Probably, though it did enter my mind.

Well....it's there if required..   no Tm or cr fees ;)

Posted
Just now, beelzebub said:

Well....it's there if required..   no Tm or cr fees ;)

Well if CP stays, as he might, it would be a premature and incorrect title change.

We have 7 weeks of this to go and we will see where it all ends up.

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Posted

Certainly is quiet around here, is anything happening with the Dees, its been pretty quiet in the media?

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Posted

I was getting used to some devastating sledge from a journo about our kulture and that player x wanted out.  I expected this to be true and was waiting for this every 3 days. 
and now CP5 is still here only AnB off with his family for (hopefully) a highly paid last couple of playing years. 
 

Back to looking at recruits in September.

a bit like old underpants or old socks.

comfortable but smelly.  Think I should be doing something else.

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Posted

Just watching the DEmon demolish Thommo in the first.

Great defence good attack but most importantly variation.

Thommo not playing his usual standard

Posted

Too soon 

Thommo comes back. Demon rallies.

5 all in the 4th . Demons had his chances but needs to play at his best . Stay focused.

Posted
On 29/08/2024 at 13:29, beelzebub said:

The No T$ No B$ No €P Thread 

Too soon ?? 

As it turns out, not even remotely possible. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Disappointed this thread has been a bit quiet so I'm going to revive it with a return to the heartland

 

Love a good 'lifehack'. 

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Posted
47 minutes ago, layzie said:

Love a good 'lifehack'. 

(Thank you, @Little Goffy)

Indeed, layz. They provide us with so much saved time that we can devote to

a) hunting down more(*)

b) Demonland

*During which, just now, I discovered, very usefully, that this year is the 20th birthday of the word. Now where's that appropriate time/effort saving emoji...

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Has anybody bought those dog teeth and gum cleaning toys online?

Interested to know how they went.

Wonder if we could use them on humans and put bananas inside as the treat you try and get to with your teeth, chewing on the rubber toys.

Posted
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Has anybody bought those dog teeth and gum cleaning toys online?

Interested to know how they went.

Wonder if we could use them on humans and put bananas inside as the treat you try and get to with your teeth, chewing on the rubber toys.

There's an idea! Perhaps a job for the botanical boffins, to cross a rubber tree with a banana palm?

(Went looking on the internet for an image of a banana in a rubber skin but, remarkably, there was none (unless we interpret 'rubber' a little more liberally!😉)

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It's funny how humans can usually find an upside to things. I am enjoying life outside of AFL. In spite of my GD playing in a losing basketball GF by 1 point I enjoyed her game. Her best ever game. They lost 2 games for the season and yep GF was one of them. Now back to the Dees trading and drafting to come. Hope springs again. I bought some nice bananas yesterday! 

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Posted
4 hours ago, old dee said:

It's funny how humans can usually find an upside to things. I am enjoying life outside of AFL. In spite of my GD playing in a losing basketball GF by 1 point I enjoyed her game. Her best ever game. They lost 2 games for the season and yep GF was one of them. Now back to the Dees trading and drafting to come. Hope springs again. I bought some nice bananas yesterday! 

Is there meaningful life outside football?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Is there meaningful life outside football?

Is there a meaning of life outside football?

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Is there a meaning of life outside football?

What is the meaning of football?

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What is the meaning of football?

Thirty-fifteen, play suspended.

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