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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

are you suggesting wcw should......

a. paint herself in black and white zebra stripes?

   or

b. she is a cow?

I wouldn’t be seen dead in black and white stripes! Nor am I a cow!

However, I bought something that I’ve yet to try but really don’t hold much hope of them working …  mosquito patches. They’re like nicotine patches except they adhere to your clothing and not to your skin, and they don’t help you give up smoking. 😁

I will use one of these patches tomorrow at feeding frenzy time and report my findings here.

You're all welcome.  

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    Just jumping in, as I do periodically, to send you stalwarts on this thread** a big, catching-up 😆. Too many posts to react to individually!

    **Not actually so many of you, and I'm guessing you'll all read this 🙂

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I wouldn’t be seen dead in black and white stripes! Nor am I a cow!

    However, I bought something that I’ve yet to try but really don’t hold much hope of them working …  mosquito patches. They’re like nicotine patches except they adhere to your clothing and not to your skin, and they don’t help you give up smoking. 😁

    I will use one of these patches tomorrow at feeding frenzy time and report my findings here.

    You're all welcome.  

    I'm barracking for the mozzies!

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    Ladies, Gentlemen and others,

    please suggesting that someone who posts on here should don black and white stripes, Are you suggesting they are covert colling cough cough wood closet supporters, I know its a bit rough round the edges here but, that is the height of political incorrectness.

    you should apologise, noone on here is that bad, surely

    maybe on your 21st birthday, you could have done it, but once you are all old and grown,    just ask for forgiveness and hate the bstards

    I do hope that the Grundy situation bites those guys on the [censored] this year,  Go Dees

     

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    10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I wouldn’t be seen dead in black and white stripes! Nor am I a cow!

    However, I bought something that I’ve yet to try but really don’t hold much hope of them working …  mosquito patches. They’re like nicotine patches except they adhere to your clothing and not to your skin, and they don’t help you give up smoking. 😁

    I will use one of these patches tomorrow at feeding frenzy time and report my findings here.

    You're all welcome.  

    Apparently if you have a lethal dose of vitamin b the mozzies dont bite. Anyway you wont feel it.

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    Black and white stripes, mozzies, heatwave, no bananas on my diet, what is happening around here?

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    1 hour ago, 640MD said:

    Ladies, Gentlemen and others,

    please suggesting that someone who posts on here should don black and white stripes, Are you suggesting they are covert colling cough cough wood closet supporters, I know its a bit rough round the edges here but, that is the height of political incorrectness.

    you should apologise, no one on here is that bad, surely

    maybe on your 21st birthday, you could have done it, but once you are all old and grown,    just ask for forgiveness and hate the bstards

    I do hope that the Grundy situation bites those guys on the [censored] this year,  Go Dees

     

    I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?

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    46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Black and white stripes, mozzies, heatwave, no bananas on my diet, what is happening around here?

    It gets worse, red: I’m attending a Big Bash match tonight. 

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    2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?

    Shows a poor upbringing perhaps but maturity brings sense.  Or so I am told perhaps it will still happen 

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    Just now, 640MD said:

    Shows a poor upbringing perhaps but maturity brings sense.  Or so I am told perhaps it will still happen 

    Au contraire 640! It shows an undying devotion to the mighty Dees. Do you realise how hard it is to silently barrack for our beloved Dees whilst wearing your Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat?!?!

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    53 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It gets worse, red: I’m attending a Big Bash match tonight. 

    OMG

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    57 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?

    I am actually scared for you over BBO's possible reply to this shocking news.

    Edited by Redleg

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I am actually scared for you over BBO's possible reply to this shocking news.

    I’m sure BBO has waaaaaaay worse skeletons in his creepy old closet. 
    *shudder*

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Au contraire 640! It shows an undying devotion to the mighty Dees. Do you realise how hard it is to silently barrack for our beloved Dees whilst wearing your Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat?!?!

    Carlton has been my second team for a long time. Started in the 70's when I lived in their country zone. Dees were [censored] and they were winning flags. 

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Carlton has been my second team for a long time. Started in the 70's when I lived in their country zone. Dees were [censored] and they were winning flags. 

    That makes two of us! On the entire planet, that is. 
    #SmallestMinorityEverInTheHistoryOfMankind

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    As a kid, Carlton was my second team mainly because I was confused.  When we sing "keep an eye on the red and the blue" in our song, I thought Carlton was the blue 😂

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    12 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    As a kid, Carlton was my second team mainly because I was confused.  When we sing "keep an eye on the red and the blue" in our song, I thought Carlton was the blue 😂

    You never noticed the blue on our players? As in, predominantly blue?

    Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

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    17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You never noticed the blue on our players? As in, predominantly blue?

    Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

    thought he meant "keep an eye on the red (swans)and the blue (carlton)"  🤣

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    Having any liking for Carlscum at all, is simply unacceptable, on any level.

    Shame, shame, shame!

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You never noticed the blue on our players? As in, predominantly blue?

    Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

    Maybe one player off from a full 23 as a kid!

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    21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m sure BBO has waaaaaaay worse skeletons in his creepy old closet. 
    *shudder*

    My closet only holds my extensive colletion of designer kaftans and some other bespoke items for those  'special' moments.

     

    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Having any liking for Carlscum at all, is simply unacceptable, on any level.

    Shame, shame, shame!

    Agree entirely with your Solomon like wisdom Red. 

    I move that WCW be banned from this thread for an audible obscenity.

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    That makes two of us! On the entire planet, that is. 
    #SmallestMinorityEverInTheHistoryOfMankind

    I think the number is way bigger than 2 WCW. A lot just do not admit divided loyalties of bygone times.   

    Edited by old dee

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    14 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Maybe one player off from a full 23 as a kid!

    Only one?  I see half the side M.I.A. 

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    53 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    My closet only holds my extensive colletion of designer kaftans and some other bespoke items for those  'special' moments.

    Your closet must be the biggest room in the manor. 7XL kaftans ain’t fitting into a regular closet.

    And as for your ‘other bespoke items’ where I come from we call them crocs. 

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