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Red and Bluebeard   2,075

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Mitch Clark thread seeing a bit of activity lately. Has something happened?

Nothing of substance as far as I can see, which means it has become an Internet sensation ... :blink:

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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Mitch Clark thread seeing a bit of activity lately. Has something happened?

Not much has happened over the past two years with young Mitch as far a AFL Footy goes.

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Please dont post those creepy fkn toads.Makes me want take up blow darts.

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I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together.

Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean.

I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.

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It's after 8pm and the usual picture posting lunatics creep onto this thread for all and pathetic sundry to giggle and pizz in each other's pockets. Tonight, thank god for the Mitch Clark thread.

Thank you! :lol:

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I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together.

Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean.

I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.

That must've been mostly to clean up after you Biff.

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That must've been mostly to clean up after you Biff.

I admit that was the clean version Moon.

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Thank you! :lol:

In light of Moonie's comments I am planning a new line of pictures.

As he clearly needs our help!

What MFC Supporter in their right mind wants to actually talk football?

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I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together.

Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean.

I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.

So now we are talking about the tongue and groove set.

At least its another subject crossed off the list.

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