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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Rose this morning to discover only a ten goal loss so that was a pleasant surprise.

Next thought was to hell with the medical world I added half a banana to my muesli.

Tasted every bit as good as I remember.

Uni black won very easily yesterday even though I could not go.

On top of the ladder with finals looming.

The MFC ?

Who cares just more of the usual.

Cruise coming up in October and yesterday booked USA holiday with No.1 GD to Disneyland for May.

World is looking good.

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    Rose this morning to discover only a ten goal loss so that was a pleasant surprise.

    Next thought was to hell with the medical world I added half a banana to my muesli.

    Tasted every bit as good as I remember.

    Uni black won very easily yesterday even though I could not go.

    On top of the ladder with finals looming.

    The MFC ?

    Who cares just more of the usual.

    Cruise coming up in October and yesterday booked USA holiday with No.1 GD to Disneyland for May.

    World is looking good.

    See if you can find any players for us in Disneyland. Goofy might fit in at the MFC.
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    See if you can find any players for us in Disneyland. Goofy might fit in at the MFC.

    Even Goofy has standards Redleg.

    Seriously did we expect much more this year?

    Four wins and some close games is way better than 2013.

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    Even Goofy has standards Redleg.

    Seriously did we expect much more this year?

    Four wins and some close games is way better than 2013.

    Agree and believe it or not if we had fit Hogan and Clark and a few skilled pacy outside mids we would have won a few more games.

    This off season is vital for us to add pace and skill.

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    Agree and believe it or not if we had fit Hogan and Clark and a few skilled pacy outside mids we would have won a few more games.

    This off season is vital for us to add pace and skill.

    dare I say it but we do need AFL help

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    Rose this morning to discover only a ten goal loss so that was a pleasant surprise.

    Next thought was to hell with the medical world I added half a banana to my muesli.

    Tasted every bit as good as I remember.

    Uni black won very easily yesterday even though I could not go.

    On top of the ladder with finals looming.

    The MFC ?

    Who cares just more of the usual.

    Cruise coming up in October and yesterday booked USA holiday with No.1 GD to Disneyland for May.

    World is looking good.

    Can't fit in a trip to the snow OD?

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    Can't fit in a trip to the snow OD?

    Cannot ski to save my life WJ

    As well too bloody cold.

    I need plenty of distraction from the MFC

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    Cannot ski to save my life WJ

    As well too bloody cold.

    I need plenty of distraction from the MFC

    buy your GKs the noiseiest present imaginable and make sure it uses batteries.

    Then sit back and watch the parents get driven mad.

    Good pastime.

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    Rose this morning to discover only a ten goal loss so that was a pleasant surprise.

    Next thought was to hell with the medical world I added half a banana to my muesli.

    Tasted every bit as good as I remember.

    Uni black won very easily yesterday even though I could not go.

    On top of the ladder with finals looming.

    The MFC ?

    Who cares just more of the usual.

    Cruise coming up in October and yesterday booked USA holiday with No.1 GD to Disneyland for May.

    World is looking good.

    od apart from being flooged you omitted to add

    white jumper failed again

    jb towelled up dees esp the messiah

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    Rose this morning to discover only a ten goal loss so that was a pleasant surprise.

    Next thought was to hell with the medical world I added half a banana to my muesli.

    Tasted every bit as good as I remember.

    Uni black won very easily yesterday even though I could not go.

    On top of the ladder with finals looming.

    The MFC ?

    Who cares just more of the usual.

    Cruise coming up in October and yesterday booked USA holiday with No.1 GD to Disneyland for May.

    World is looking good.

    Great to hear, OD. See if you can find us a few premiership cups in Fantasyland, as we have been a Mickey Mouse team for a long time ... :blink::blink:

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    Dam I predicted a 68 point loss to Meth Coast.

    2 points off.

    I will do better next time.

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    Strangely theyve sold our !!!

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    I think if you add the Casey and MFC consecutive losses together, we must be getting close to 20. Fantastic.

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    Cannot ski to save my life WJ

    As well too bloody cold.

    I need plenty of distraction from the MFC

    How cold could it be?

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    How cold could it be?

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    looks like R@B going to get the sunday paper.

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    looks like R@B going to get the sunday paper.

    Great to see his boot are blue and red.

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    looks like R@B going to get the sunday paper.

    No beard on that bare-faced lunatic. And what is a Sunday paper? :blink: I gave up reading those things a wihle ago.

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    Great to see his boot are blue and red.

    Yeah, but what about the beard? :blink:

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    Yeah, but what about the beard? :blink:

    It fell off due to the extreme cold.

    But not to worry it will grow back one day.

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    . And what is a Sunday paper? :blink: I gave up reading those things a wihle ago.

    Sunday Observer.

    Since the wife passed{i finally can say that}daughter and i havent watched television news or read a newspaper,A bit out of fear and a lot out of absolute chit they come up with.

    Yesterday after some shopping,the daughter returns to car with sunday paper saying they give it to for free if you spend 30 bucks.

    Picked it up 10 minutes ago to discover front page headlines.

    Sonia Kruger pregnant{big deal}

    Doc edelston splits{big deal}

    Government tax funded bad back pensioner returns home from HOLIDY{what are those}in Macedonia and goes to his regular{cant afford that either}pub and throws 50 bucks{cant do that often myself}on the keno and wins 2 mill.

    Colsed paper and started computer to see whos on demonland.{actually making sure OD is alive}

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    For the first time in a long while i didn't watch the game, really didn't care, strange feeling.

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    For the first time in a long while i didn't watch the game, really didn't care, strange feeling.

    The season was over for me after round one.

    The MFC could not beat a depleted Saints Team.

    Lets hope 2015 is better and every MFC supporter/member can proudly say our team is the second worst (or better) in the AFL.

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