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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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  • Macadamia nut cookies at Subway are quite delicious. How come there is a dot at the start of my quote?

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    • Macadamia nut cookies at Subway are quite delicious. How come there is a dot at the start of my quote?
    whats your point !! :)
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    Someone once told me that one legged ducks swim in circles. I have spent a good deal of my life, searching for a one legged duck. I feel like I am in the movie The Fugitive, with a concentration on legs, instead of arms.

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    • Macadamia nut cookies at Subway are quite delicious. How come there is a dot at the start of my quote?

    Just a wild guess but you probably put it there!

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    Do I need one?

    you created a list..thats why theres a dot...it denotes points :)

    But you're right . Don't really need one in this thread lol

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    you created a list..thats why theres a dot...it denotes points :)

    But you're right . Don't really need one in this thread lol

    Maybe we could have a macadamia cookie party at Subway when we reach 500 pages.

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    Maybe we could have a macadamia cookie party at Subway when we reach 500 pages.

    Only if I am allowed one banana

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    On what basis is this thread on the main forum? It doesn't even pretend to be about football (unlike most other threads, which start out with good intentions only to very rapidly devolve into the 21st century equivalent of the silly shite-slinging that must be hardwired into our simple simian brains).

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    On the basis of the preservation of sanity Chook

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    oh dear

    this is a bottom up thread, normally it stays towards the bottom

    oh and if you look at the posting count it is dl's most popular thread

    consider this dl's percy beames bar

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    On what basis is this thread on the main forum? It doesn't even pretend to be about football (unlike most other threads, which start out with good intentions only to very rapidly devolve into the 21st century equivalent of the silly shite-slinging that must be hardwired into our simple simian brains).

    You want more football discussion Here is a bit.

    We have too many players who can't handle a football.

    A bit more, we have too many, sub AFL standard footballers.

    And some more, those sub standard footballers, drag us down and cause us to lose games.

    Had enough?

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    On what basis is this thread on the main forum? It doesn't even pretend to be about football (unlike most other threads, which start out with good intentions only to very rapidly devolve into the 21st century equivalent of the silly shite-slinging that must be hardwired into our simple simian brains).

    Sort of like paintball- except literally flinging shite.

    Sounds great .will need a mask probably.

    Where do I sign?

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    Sort of like paintball- except literally flinging shite.

    Sounds great .will need a mask probably.

    Where do I sign?

    A mask and a gimp ball Biff. I think you'd have a number of those to choose from.

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    A mask and a gimp ball Biff. I think you'd have a number of those to choose from.

    I'm not into anything weird Moon-the company you have been keeping has turned you into a depraved sicko.

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    I'm not into anything weird Moon-the company you have been keeping has turned you into a depraved sicko.

    I've seen some VERY unsettling things in the last week Biff. Visions that will burn in my memory for a long, long time. BBO has a lot to answer for. Your 'prescription' drugs are working wonders Biff. I wonder if they could also help Toady, or even Stuie...?

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    You want more football discussion Here is a bit.

    We have too many players who can't handle a football.

    A bit more, we have too many, sub AFL standard footballers.

    And some more, those sub standard footballers, drag us down and cause us to lose games.

    Had enough?

    I think I had enough about April 2012

    But I am still here god only knows why.

    Re above 100% correct

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    I've seen some VERY unsettling things in the last week Biff. Visions that will burn in my memory for a long, long time. BBO has a lot to answer for. Your 'prescription' drugs are working wonders Biff. I wonder if they could also help Toady, or even Stuie...?

    Some men are beyond my help.

    I have tried all manner of therapy .

    No point in wasting meds.

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    I've seen some VERY unsettling things in the last week Biff. Visions that will burn in my memory for a long, long time. BBO has a lot to answer for. Your 'prescription' drugs are working wonders Biff. I wonder if they could also help Toady, or even Stuie...?

    Some men are beyond my help.

    I have tried all manner of therapy .

    No point in wasting meds.

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    Some men are beyond my help.

    I have tried all manner of therapy .

    No point in wasting meds.

    As wise a words as I've read on 'land.

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    On the basis of the preservation of sanity Chook

    Speak for yourself ... :-)
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    Speak for yourself ... :-)

    i do

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    i do

    I know. The issue I was disputing was that this thread us about preserving sanity; I think one could say the evidence is for the opposite (and I like it that way) :-)
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    I know. The issue I was disputing was that this thread us about preserving sanity; I think one could say the evidence is for the opposite (and I like it that way) :-)

    in all seriousness I reckon this is the MOST sane thread on the boards

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