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What are you doing on the week end Red?

There a few tied player who need a rest so we have a few vacant positions that need to be filled.

Would love to play but I am in the USA until next week.

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Would love to play but I am in the USA until next week.

I am sure OD or Jazza will take your place

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That's like saying Nicholson could replace Buddy.

At least i would make use of sharpened elbows,And probably get reported,But wouldnt give an inch to some product haired 23 yo that cant communicate without using a herty gerty and tweeting.

BTW this thread has come up in value since no women appear on it.

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At least i would make use of sharpened elbows,And probably get reported,But wouldnt give an inch to some product haired 23 yo that cant communicate without using a herty gerty and tweeting.

BTW this thread has come up in value since no women appear on it.

Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while.

Rather miss her.

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Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while.

Rather miss her.

Another stalked 'land woman bites the dust, hey Uncle Glitter?

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Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while.

Rather miss her.

If you had of backed off,maybe one of us stood a chance,But noooo you had jump the gun and cut ther rug out from all of us.

Shes probably working doubles at the gat by now.


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Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while.

Rather miss her.

Just taking a sabatical to enjoy the balmy Melbourne weather, Bitter. I don't scare away as easily as some on here think.

Also, Jazza, I'm too classy to be one of Biff's Gat girls.

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Just taking a sabatical to enjoy the balmy Melbourne weather, Bitter. I don't scare away as easily as some on here think.

Also, Jazza, I'm too classy to be one of Biff's Gat girls.

You have been told Jazza and ....... so has the other pervert, Moonshadow.

BTW Maple your intelligence and class was apparent from your first post. To a suave urbane fellow like myself, this was obvious. Unfortunately, more often than not, you will find yourself casting pearls ...!

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If you had of backed off,maybe one of us stood a chance,But noooo you had jump the gun and cut ther rug out from all of us.

Shes probably working doubles at the gat by now.

Oh thank God you are not frozen to a fence post jazza.

I hear it is snowing at Lavers Hill.

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Oh thank God you are not frozen to a fence post jazza.

I hear it is snowing at Lavers Hill.

More likely frozen to the rear end of a poddy calf OD. You know the stories about how dairy farmers like to keep themselves warm!

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Maple - I fully agree that you are not Gatwick material - not everyone is cut out for " the life".

Further- for Jazza to infer that you might be is scandalous .

We can't expect much from the uneducated agrarian millionaires.

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Maple - I fully agree that you are not Gatwick material - not everyone is cut out for " the life".

Further- for Jazza to infer that you might be is scandalous .

We can't expect much from the uneducated agrarian millionaires.

In a sordid sort sort of way Biff, both you and Jazza owe your extensive wealth to the exploitation of teats.

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Good to see you back Maple. Don't worry about Uncle Bitter-Glitter. Now he has the ankle bracelet alarm on, the cops will pounce before he gets within 5km of your house. Besides, he's still not going outside for fear the SE Asia tan wears off. You know, vanity and all that...

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At least i would make use of sharpened elbows,And probably get reported,But wouldnt give an inch to some product haired 23 yo that cant communicate without using a herty gerty and tweeting.

BTW this thread has come up in value since no women appear on it.

Don't be fooled Jazza its only the professor and his second DL account and not a lady at all. Or is the Professor a lady? Its hard to tell with all that makeup he/she wears.

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That's like saying Nicholson could replace Buddy.

If you are unavailable we have to take the next best on our thread's list.


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Don't be fooled Jazza its only the professor and his second DL account and not a lady at all. Or is the Professor a lady? Its hard to tell with all that makeup he/she wears.

Fl og, I don't mind you having me on ignore - most of what I write is above you anyway. However, if you are going to ignore me, be consistent and do not comment on my posts. I consider that pizz weak as I have no right of reply..

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Fl og, I don't mind you having me on ignore - most of what I write is above you anyway. However, if you are going to ignore me, be consistent and do not comment on my posts. I consider that pizz weak as I have no right of reply..

But you would just talk over the top of Toady anyway Uncle Glitter.

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Sometimes there are no words ... :blink:

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I totally Agree

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Oh thank God you are not frozen to a fence post jazza.

I hear it is snowing at Lavers Hill.

I love the way they call it snow,its just hail thats sitting on the ground and not melting,We did have 8 inches of snow in a day up here when i was a kid.But yes it is bloody freezing today and last night.{somebody elses turn to check the calfing bay}.

Fishing was good yesterday,threw out one bait and got thread enlivened.

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