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the umpire was a dlck....only logical conclusion :rolleyes:

That's what Roos thinks.

 
 

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interesting pic actually

I’m certain you’ll all be interested in an update on Biffen’s latest stretch in rehab. He is almost halfway through and they are removing the straightjacket for a few hours each day. His bladder control is returning but his lewd (and apparently impossible) suggestions to his counsellors are causing concern. Nonetheless hopes are high although he still calls out “Stuie!, Stuie!”, during his hypnosis sessions.

Was he calling out for Stuie in anger, bemusement, madness or lust? Or was it related to his bladder control?

Im in a terrible position.achievements mean nothing at this stage.And dont give me that namby pamby krap about feeling better,because i dont and getting angry at least 3 times a day.Gee the cig companies really earnt the money with me.

A/a ciggie would be nice right now

B/a ciggie would be bad for me anytime

Keeping thinking about cow [censored] when you feel like lighting one up ... :blink:

 

All good points but in the end we lost to the filth and I hated that club ever since its supporters beat up one of our young players father after their team beat us by 80 points.

All I want is a MFC team that can smash them both on the scored board and physically, is that too much to ask for?

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Release the Demons

Keeping thinking about cow [censored] when you feel like lighting one up ... :blink:

You are up late RBB


You are up late RBB

Not for much longer, DF. Been having too much fun on Demonland ... :lol:

Not for much longer, DF. Been having too much fun on Demonland ... :lol:

I see.

I just got home from work myself.

You need to sit down Jazza.

As ladies will be umpiring the AFL soon

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Wait I think they already here

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Ciggie watch day 11

Most people on the woman in footy thread have misunderstood my opinion.

I think all umpires should be female,they do a great job in country footy and try to be fair as they seem to have something to prove.

They would add greatly to the game as most young men wouldnt backanswer and they{woman} would then feel involvement with the game.

But woman coaches at AFL level are miles away from getting the top jobs,

Some of the posters{most}on the stkilda woman coaching thread have no idea of football infrastructure and are commenting with the old silly thing of "its good for footy a woman being coach".

Thats just a silly footy loving but no experience comment,womans footy dont have any infratructure to support woman in footy.

But the umpiring fraternity DOES have a great infrastructure to support anybody who wants to umpire.

Think I got it Jazza.

If you have great infrastructure you are in.

However if your infrastructure sucks you are out.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


I see.

I just got home from work myself.

Sounds like you work too hard then :blink:

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Off to a MFC Sponsor function tonight with a Q & A session with Roos and Nathan Jones. Will report anything of interest.

Was he calling out for Stuie in anger, bemusement, madness or lust? Or was it related to his bladder control?

Excellent questions Moonie - your insight has surprised me. However, to be sure of the answer one would have to delve into Biffen's dark psyche. A place to be avoided!

this is one hell of a weird place at times


Ahh, the thread is getting back to normal. There was too much serious footy talk.

Ahh, the thread is getting back to normal. There was too much serious footy talk.

What are bananas with Maple Syrup like?

I have never tried the combination.

 

Just watch the news and it appears the umps were bad because our team plays poorly.

WTF!

Now I am getting annoyed.

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Just watch the news and it appears the umps were bad because our team plays poorly.

WTF!

Now I am getting annoyed.

Stay calm DF

All will be revelled in the fullness of time.


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