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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I'll be the flagellator The lads will be a very noisy and excited audience.

I think I could be partial to a bit of flagelling.

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    Isn't there enough on Redtube?

    You can either be a spectator or a participant. I like to participate.

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    as the vicar sid to the actress

    Not sure about vicars but I have a wonderful brown monk's outfit (excellent hood) and the springy rope around the waist had a variety of applications. Used to wear it when I took the lads to the old "Hellfire Club". The actresses weren't bad either.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    That's the spirit! We'll be there when the whips are cracking!!!!

    Are we now on my other love, horse racing?

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    I think I could be partial to a bit of flagelling.

    I would have thought you would get enough punishment being a Dees supporter!

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    I would have thought you would get enough punishment being a Dees supporter!

    That's self flagellation, and I should know.

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    That's self flagellation, and I should know.

    Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.

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    Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.

    i'm sure bbo could organise the lads as observers if that would help, redleg

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    Think I would prefer more than just me in the room.

    No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.

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    No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.

    Would that be a see through outfit?

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    Very positive article from Chip on MFC site. Might yet stay with us.

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    Sometimes you enter a room and immediately think wtf...

    Maybe some need a room at the gat ;)

    Easy access to the strip....lol

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    Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

    I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

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    I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

    mate ,it takes a number 3 knitting needle to produce anything resembling a stiff these days.

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    mate ,it takes a number 3 knitting needle to produce anything resembling a stiff these days.

    You have my sympathy. Maybe a win this week would help.

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    Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

    I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

    Redleg I was at the windy hill game, quite often stats can be very misleading.

    He had reasonable stats that day And I thought he had only ordinary effect on the game.

    Not ready for AFL yet.

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    Think Jimmy T is very stiff not to be in the side, after his last 2 games with Casey, netted over 30 possies in each.

    I suppose I shouldn't use the word stiff on here, after some of the most recent posts.

    surprised it snuck past the [censored] software

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    Sometimes CRISPBREAD is a little bit .....we'll... Too crisp.

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    Only in the crotch area RL.

    That would be a big area to accomodate the entire package.

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