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My Boss is very quiet about the football today.

He is a Carton supporter so maybe its better to leave him alone.

What do you think?

Just smile

Less is more

 
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My Boss is very quiet about the football today.

He is a Carton supporter so maybe its better to leave him alone.

What do you think?

Yes.

pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial.

He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

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I'm quite attracted to his mother in law.

I thought you might fancy the Judge.


pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial.

He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

he needs to get on with it, he's dragging his feet

I thought you might fancy the Judge.

bugger the trial biffo, much more fun watching the royal family over the dtch

 

Yeah, I liked the perv photo up Kate's dress.

That's hardly a way to discuss HRH.

What would the CWA think of you speaking in such a manner?

That's hardly a way to discuss HRH.

What would the CWA think of you speaking in such a manner?

Imagine the shock horror that photo must have caused among the loyalist blue rinsers in Borewood!! However, I have no doubt good old Daise would have stepped into the .. err breech and "consoled" all of them. Wheelchairs notwithstanding.


Imagine the shock horror that photo must have caused among the loyalist blue rinsers in Borewood!! However, I have no doubt good old Daise would have stepped into the .. err breech and "consoled" all of them. Wheelchairs notwithstanding.

Wheelchairs nothwithstanding.

But gently rocking.

Wheelchairs nothwithstanding.

But gently rocking.

A certain rhythm no doubt. It would all depend on DC's musical prefs. I hope for the blue rinsers sake it's not "thrash metal"!

A certain rhythm no doubt. It would all depend on DC's musical prefs. I hope for the blue rinsers sake it's not "thrash metal"!

Maybe he likes to play Rage Against The Machine-

or "Rolling on the River"

My Boss is very quiet about the football today.

He is a Carton supporter so maybe its better to leave him alone.

What do you think?

Given that you are totally bereft of social skills Fl og - I would say staying at home would have been your best option.

Although that would, no doubt, pizz your missus off.


I heard Reeva was very excited about Valentines Day as Oscar had promised her a night on the tiles.

Just smile

Less is more

We just won our 7th game in three years there got to be more then just a smile?

We just won our 7th game in three years there got to be more then just a smile?

No he knows he supports the worst team in the comp.

There are lots more chances coming.

Have faith my son!

Given that you are totally bereft of social skills Fl og - I would say staying at home would have been your best option.

Although that would, no doubt, pizz your missus off.

Don't know why Professor as she always out playing in her little gold mine.

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No he knows he supports the worst team in the comp.

There are lots more chances coming.

Have faith my son!

I had faith 3 years ago OD.

Now its just disbelief and frustration.


A certain rhythm no doubt. It would all depend on DC's musical prefs. I hope for the blue rinsers sake it's not "thrash metal"!

you do realise that there are certain things a gentleman doesn't discuss

i know that will be a shock to our more rural and less sophisticated brethren

where is lordweaver when you need a decent quote from the good book

I heard Reeva was very excited about Valentines Day as Oscar had promised her a night on the tiles.

oscar's local disabled basketball team have rejected his application to play because he continually vomited on the court and wouldn't stop crying

Apparently he has been tailoring his evidence to suit himself.

So only telling half the story.

 

Apparently he has been tailoring his evidence to suit himself.

So only telling half the story.

So he has this case all sewn up?

So he has this case all sewn up?

Not necessarily , though the prosecutor is a complete Boer.


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