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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty.

Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

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    if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

    Comments like that can be 'armful .

    You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

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    Comments like that can be 'armful .

    You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

    talking about movies...

    i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

    they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

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    talking about movies...

    i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner

    they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

    I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

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    Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

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    Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

    Agreed! Dawes is a big plus . Just hope he gets thru. Spencer has a fantastic tank and I like Jordy for his desperation

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    I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

    what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

    especially when he's so highly strung

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    News Flash:

    Ita expected to cross the coast Friday afternoon.

    Suggest we all buy bananas tomorrow morning, price could triple by Monday.

    Shouldn't that be a Newth Flath? And that she will croth the coatht then? :blink::blink::blink::blink:

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    what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day

    especially when he's so highly strung

    He'll bounce back-

    when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

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    He'll bounce back-

    when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

    as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

    maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

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    as long as he doesn't put his foot in it

    maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

    The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow.

    I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

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    The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow.

    I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

    he's stumped either way i think biffo

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    Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

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    Apparently he wanted a new toilet door but of course she was dead against it. Sorry.

    Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

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    Team looks a little better this week, though no ruck backup for Spencer.

    Strange things happening at the selection table with the dumping of top goalkicker Shannon Byrnes. I reckon Mick Malthouse can't contain himself and is giggling about his stroke of good fortune. Can't see us winning now that Player X is out of the team.

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    hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

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    lots of stuff bouncing around re Oscar mmm I reckon he will get off , not meaning get a shot off

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    hhahahaha don't read this thread much up till now , you blokes got me in a happy mood , bloody hilarious , loved it its comedy week ? cheers and us by 15 points over them , sorry forgot their name starts with a C

    We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

    Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.

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    We need to have at least one safe place to go as a MFC supporters.

    Just talk about bananas and alpaca's and you will fit right in.

    We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

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    Anyone had a go at these

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    We are also coming up to 400 pages and 10,000 posts. Bananas all round, Redleg? :blink:

    I think I should shout everyone to some banana souffle.

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    Done..........souffle41.jpg

    Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

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    Wow that looks inviting, with some banana sauce on top and washed down with a banana smoothie or banana thick shake.

    You are simply going bananas Red

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    You are simply going bananas Red

    Not future tense, past tense. I have gone bananas.

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