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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Bitters- you have let us all in to your confidence about very delicate issues. There is a cream that removes nappy rash that also removes " chicken skin" however temporarily .

As a fraternity, we should be more supportive of Bbos vain and futile attempts to gain entry to the young dees member group.

I for one would be proud of him if he slipped his way in to this coterie and could provide us with an insiders view if what they get up to.

Than you for your confidence Biff, however, it will take weeks for the errant Brazillian to be be restored. I'm not sure I can recover from this lack of confidence. Perhaps a suicide by Fl og would help me.

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    Your faithful canine friend is your only hope at this time Bitters. Do as he does in the corner of your chamber.eat,sleep,lick your wounds and come out fighting another day.

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    Odds on us being on the bottom of the ladder tomorrow night?

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    Odds on us being on the bottom of the ladder tomorrow night?

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    Of course I want us to win, but I realize it is the same chance as me beating Mike Tyson in a fight.

    Must say it becomes nearly unbearable to continually go to football games, knowing you have no chance of winning.

    Passionate MFC supporters deserve a medal.

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    Of course I want us to win, but I realize it is the same chance as me beating Mike Tyson in a fight.

    Must say it becomes nearly unbearable to continually go to football games, knowing you have no chance of winning.

    Passionate MFC supporters deserve a medal.

    A win today will do.

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    We may need to go to the MFC favour recruiting grouds and see if there are any players avaiable to todays game.

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    This game is being played at our home ground?

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    Odds on us being on the bottom of the ladder tomorrow night?

    Can't get on.

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    How you hanging in there Red...Shannon says hello ??? lol ;)

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    We may need to go to the MFC favour recruiting grouds and see if there are any players avaiable to todays game.

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    Leave that Westralian lingo in Westralia please Fl og!

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    How you hanging in there Red...Shannon says hello ??? lol ;)

    I have no anger left, only resignation. OD, I am with you brother.

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    I have no anger left, only resignation. OD, I am with you brother.

    I gain no joy in that false humour :(

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    Leave that Westralian lingo in Westralia please Fl og!

    You must forgive me Old Head Master as I was so annoyed at the time.

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    I am attending a Dees function on Wednesday night, should be a blast.

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    I am attending a Dees function on Wednesday night, should be a blast.

    When you will need something to wear Red

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    somebody please start a conversation.

    about anything but footy.

    i need to argue a silly point just to feel better.

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    somebody please start a conversation.

    about anything but footy.

    i need to argue a silly point just to feel better.

    Should I level a Necro or Thief for WvW?

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    Should I level a Necro or Thief for WvW?

    go for the thief,i think

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    I suppose some of your "teat carriers" are black and white like those pictured above your post. Any other resemblance?

    1/well there is 4 teats in the pic.

    2/i would still have to go oi to get her to follow me to the gate.

    3/after milking she would need a good feed of oats and molassis.

    4/thanks mate ,i needed that

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