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Are they tall forwards?

hes only 5'11 ....and pretty nippy by foot .........when he gets his skates on !!! :rolleyes:

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Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one!

First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me?

Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things.

Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this?

Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert.

I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

Did they make you remove the Prince Albert Bitty?

Good to hear it all went well, but please, no pictures.

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I supported a sponsor yesterday by purchasing items from them. Pity the product I thought I purchased was missing from the box when I got home.

The curse continues on and off the field.

I didn't know you could buy tall forwards in a box .. :blink:

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Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one!

First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me?

Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things.

Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this?

Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert.

I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

haha. was he mexican looking and smelling of garlic

let me know if you get svetlana on trolley duty, she's a real leadfoot

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still waiting on the selfie

careful what you wish for

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I heard that the end result of the 'procedure' they did to you was something similar to the affliction Hugh Jackman has in this clip. Good luck trying to explain that down at the Gat!

http://youtu.be/duPq4YjSzQc

That's what it would look like if Fl og was hanging around your neck!!!

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Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one!

First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me?

Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things.

Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this?

Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert.

I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

From the Beagle Medical Book

blue-ice-cubes.jpg

This will fix your problems Bitty so no need for any more visits to medical facilities.

This product is fully indorsed by a Brownlow Medalist.

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Is it just me, or is the umpiring actually terrible across the board. Blatant frees are being ignored. It has to be a directive from the top.

Yeah it is an interesting question and a foible of our game. I watched the last Half of the last quarter saints v giants. A lot was let go and it was teriffic tough football. Unfortunately, at some point an umpire pays a free in these situations and one side is disadvantaged. This question of letting the play go and playing free kicks is vexed, and yet, in many ways it is what our game hangs on.

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Yeah it is an interesting question and a foible of our game. I watched the last Half of the last quarter saints v giants. A lot was let go and it was teriffic tough football. Unfortunately, at some point an umpire pays a free in these situations and one side is disadvantaged. This question of letting the play go and playing free kicks is vexed, and yet, in many ways it is what our game hangs on.

bit philosophical tonight bbo.....................you need a drink to restore yourself

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Can't you be serious for a moment DC ? I've got a big bruise around my nether regions and the lads are very concerned. A little compassion from you would be well recieved.

so sorry bbo........i will ask lordweaver to invoke some heavenly support for you

just remember there are no atheists in the fox holes so now is the time for you to make your peace and repent

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so sorry bbo........i will ask lordweaver to invoke some heavenly support for you

just remember there are no atheists in the fox holes so now is the time for you to make your peace and repent

Don't mention Lord Weaver please DC. With him it's either corporal punishment or being forced to view Demon Flo gs banal posts. It is inhumane.

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....Hmmmmmmmm. Anaesthetic still affecting you Bitty? Have another Shiraz mate.

Stu has a lot going for him Moon. He's ................ well at least he's ................... er well, I'm sure he .......................... Anyway you get get my drift.

Anyway where's that little stinky Fl og???

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Bitters- you have let us all in to your confidence about very delicate issues. There is a cream that removes nappy rash that also removes " chicken skin" however temporarily .

As a fraternity, we should be more supportive of Bbos vain and futile attempts to gain entry to the young dees member group.

I for one would be proud of him if he slipped his way in to this coterie and could provide us with an insiders view if what they get up to.

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Bitters- you have let us all in to your confidence about very delicate issues. There is a cream that removes nappy rash that also removes " chicken skin" however temporarily .

As a fraternity, we should be more supportive of Bbos vain and futile attempts to gain entry to the young dees member group.

I for one would be proud of him if he slipped his way in to this coterie and could provide us with an insiders view if what they get up to.

No chance Biff. Their functions start at about 10pm. Bitty's well and truly in bed by then. And not with a young Dee, I might add.

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