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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Bitty v the rest of the thread

May I suggest he go to bed to sleep it off

Will talk to you after a good nights sleep Mr Bitty

Yeah, it seems a bit like an albatross attacked one of his alpacas or something ... :blink:

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    Why, it would only be negative.

    I will try to stay out of your way in the future.

    Sorry to reduce your enjoyment of the MFC.

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    I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that subject RL and avoid that site. I believe it is one of Biffen's favourites. However I'd like OD's view.!

    I won't give one Bbo as it would no doubt be viewed as negative.

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    I won't give one Bbo as it would no doubt be viewed as negative.

    Amen to that and now back on topic, I think it must surely have been a triumphant moment for this thread that the co-captain of this august football club and one of the nation's premier sporting organisations told an audience of 650 adoring supporters that his daily dietary regimen involves the consumption (inter alia) of at least eight bananas.

    I thought I would share this news with you while it was still ripe.

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    I will try to stay out of your way in the future.

    Sorry to reduce your enjoyment of the MFC.

    You aren't, but injuries certainly are.

    Clark taking a break. Viney concussed today. Dawes a one week injury possibly stretching to 5-6 or more. Hogan, who knows? Garland, 1, 2, 3, 4 weeks or more?

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    I won't give one Bbo as it would no doubt be viewed as negative.

    Stop sooking and go and eat some banana fritters.

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    Stop sooking and go and eat some banana fritters.

    I can't understand Olds objection to being called negative. He is wonderfully negative. OD has made negativity an artform. OD is a reality check to those pathetic souls who think we follow Melbourne to one day enjoy Premiership success. He is an inspiration to continue supporting dead set losers. A true MFC stalwart.

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    Sorry to interrupt transmission but I have a long memory and therefore Great to see Scully's doing fack all.

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    Sorry to interrupt transmission but I have a long memory and therefore Great to see Scully's doing fack all.

    Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are banned for 10 minutes. Don't repeat your offence. Wash your mouth out with banana soap.

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    Just watched Roos speech at the season launch. He is very good. He is a leader of men.

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    Apologies Redleg.

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    Apologies Redleg.

    Accepted. In true AFL spirit, 50% of your 10 minute ban will be suspended.

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    Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are banned for 10 minutes. Don't repeat your offence. Wash your mouth out with banana soap.

    just remember red.......with a banana.......comes great responsibility

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    just remember red.......with a banana.......comes great responsibility

    That is why I take it so seriously.

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    Well, the changing landscape of football. 3 Interstate sides have won so far. Hopefully Port make it a clean sweep for the weekend.

    Don't be upset, this is what the AFL want. It has become so much harder for us to rise up the ladder. We could improve and still finish bottom.

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    This club is cursed:

    Clark on extended leave from the club.

    Dawes a slight calf strain and out for who knows how long.

    Hogan a stress issue in the back, same as Dawes.

    Viney injured last year, concussed today.

    Our best backman Garland out injured.

    Star players in the past cruelled by injury and their careers curtailed, naming just one, Jakovich.

    The only club done for tanking, with a finding of no tanking.

    Poor drafting, over and over again.

    Instability with Coaching, Board and Administration, etc, etc, etc.

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    This club is cursed:

    Clark on extended leave from the club.

    Dawes a slight calf strain and out for who knows how long.

    Hogan a stress issue in the back, same as Dawes.

    Viney injured last year, concussed today.

    Our best backman Garland out injured.

    Star players in the past cruelled by injury and their careers curtailed, naming just one, Jakovich.

    The only club done for tanking, with a finding of no tanking.

    Poor drafting, over and over again.

    Instability with Coaching, Board and Administration, etc, etc, etc.

    We are the Demons Red

    You can not get any more cursed than that.

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    Well, the changing landscape of football. 3 Interstate sides have won so far. Hopefully Port make it a clean sweep for the weekend.

    Don't be upset, this is what the AFL want. It has become so much harder for us to rise up the ladder. We could improve and still finish bottom.

    Yes, but somehow I had the feeling that an interstate side was likely to win the game between GWS and the Swans ... :)

    I agree with your general point, though.

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    Yes, but somehow I had the feeling that an interstate side was likely to win the game between GWS and the Swans ... :)

    I agree with your general point, though.

    True RBB

    Since 16 of the 18 AFL teams are from interstate I would expect that at lest 7 to 9 games a week will be won by an interstate team.

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    True RBB

    Since 16 of the 18 AFL teams are from interstate I would expect that at lest 7 to 9 games a week will be won by an interstate team.

    Ah that parochial Victorian in me showing.

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    Ah that parochial Victorian in me showing.

    AFL a national game,but is it really as national as we hope?

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    To be prepare us for the dark days ahead I found something that should cheer most of us up.

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    If they can do it, so should all us posters on DL.

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    To be prepare us for the dark days ahead I found something that should cheer most of us up.

    so-freakin-cute--cats-248624_1024_768.jp

    If they can do it, so should all us posters on DL.

    I think you left the 'g' off ?

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