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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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no wonder there are no chinamen in romsey

You mean the People's Democratic Albatross-free Republic of Romsey, where lyrebirds are nervous, and alpacas roam free ...

You mean the People's Democratic Albatross-free Republic of Romsey, where lyrebirds are nervous, and alpacas roam free ...

And where one can follow the rule, "love thy neighbour".

 

Where is Demon Frog's photo of the Albatross?

Where is DF at all? Hope the thieves didn't steal his internet connection. I thought he and OD would be swapping war stories as they both scrabble around on the floor trying to find their jaws ... :-)

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Should have known to look on a golf course ... :-)


And where one can follow the rule, "love thy neighbour".

As long as your neighbour is neither a lyrebird nor an albatross ... :-)

And where one can follow the rule, "love thy neighbour".

And shag thy neighbour's Mrs. merrily ,as the pharisees decreed.

Just noticed thread is over the 350 page mark.

Where is Demon Frog.

Thought he would be all over last nights win?

 
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Just noticed thread is over the 350 page mark.

Where is Demon Frog.

Thought he would be all over last nights win?

Unbelievable.

Must be stuck in the s bend.


Just noticed thread is over the 350 page mark.

Where is Demon Frog.

Thought he would be all over last nights win?

I hope he hasn't croaked :wub:

Just noticed thread is over the 350 page mark.

Where is Demon Frog.

Thought he would be all over last nights win?

ZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh its the NAB Cup OD

Does anyone besides a few MFC Supporter care about a win in the NAB Cup?

A win better then a lose but lets see what happens when the real footy starts.

Nothings changed for me as I expect 5 or 6 wins only.

Where is Demon Frog's photo of the Albatross?

Good things come to he who waits Red LOL

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This time last year I was telling a Dawk Supporter thet the MFC would win the 2013 Grand Final.

How wrong I was.

It willtake to years to recover as I was joking but honestly did expect improvement from the 2012 season.

How wrong was I?

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Self portrait?

Moonie you are showing your age.

Its called a selfie these days.

But this picture is of a bird and not a frog so it can not be a selfie LOL

Oh thank god you are still with us DF.

I thought you might have croaked.

Fix everything after the big break in?

Oh thank god you are still with us DF.

I thought you might have croaked.

Fix everything after the big break in?

Oh thank god you are still with us DF.

I thought you might have croaked.

Fix everything after the big break in?

Thanks OD

No the real fun starts now as it my time to deal with the insurance company.

LOL

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Good things come to he who waits Red LOL

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Welcome back.


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Enjoyed the family day in the rain with my 4 year old grand daughter. One thing you can't help but notice is how quickly the list changes. So many new faces.

Welcome back.

Thanks Red

I posted the horse picture for you.

Enjoyed the family day in the rain with my 4 year old grand daughter. One thing you can't help but notice is how quickly the list changes. So many new faces.

Thank god for that, unfortunately you know who is still there.

One year to go.

 
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Thank god for that, unfortunately you know who is still there.

One year to go.

Don't start me off, I am trying to be positive.

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This time last year I was telling a Dawk Supporter thet the MFC would win the 2013 Grand Final.

How wrong I was.

It willtake to years to recover as I was joking but honestly did expect improvement from the 2012 season.

How wrong was I?

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Thanks DF, great colors.


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