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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Dam all my early retirement plans have again come to a quick end.

No one won the 50 million Oz Lotto last night.

So it back to work for me.

There is always next week TBF

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    Dam all my early retirement plans have again come to a quick end.

    No one won the 50 million Oz Lotto last night.

    So it back to work for me.

    There is always next week TBF

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    There is always next week TBF

    and Power Ball tomorrow LOL

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    Keep away from punting syndicates.

    Invest in bananas.

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    Keep away from punting syndicates.

    Invest in bananas.

    Innisfailed before .

    Innisfail again.

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    Innisfailed before .

    Innisfail again.

    Good to see your humour remains appealing and shows no signs of slipping.i apologize in advance.

    Edited by Return to Glory

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    Good to see your humour remains appealing and shows no signs of slipping.i apologize in advance.

    Luckily most people on here have thick skin.

    Otherwise we would be driven round the bend.

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    Luckily most people on here have thick skin.

    Otherwise we would be driven round the bend.

    I think your comments will split opinion though.

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    Pretty quiety footy news day.

    Nice article in The Age about Roos and the Dees, though ...

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    Nice article in The Age about Roos and the Dees, though ...

    Will have a read, nothing else happening in the footy world it seems.

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    Just had a banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

    Today will no doubt be all down hill from here

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    Just had a banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

    Had just Hird that.

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    Just had a banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

    Today will no doubt be all down hill from here

    But its not lunch time yet!

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    But its not lunch time yet!

    Not where you live, but over here we are ready for dinner.

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    Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO.

    The lack of antagonism on here is killing me.

    If the crime is interesting-they were guilty .(Moreso my big fat Alpaca fancying wierdo Romsey mate).

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    I don't think lordweaver is finished with their rehabilitation yet

    spare the rod and spoil the lad etc

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    I don't think lordweaver is finished with their rehabilitation yet

    spare the rod and spoil the lad etc

    Jeezuz Christ DC-it's nearly friggin Xmas and we are subject to the vagaries of Tinia Tirds intimate knowledge of corruption and power.

    little does she realise that she is the beneficiary yet she cries foul.

    Get me some Demonland barbs over that 1st world issue anyday!

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    Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO.

    The lack of antagonism on here is killing me.

    Be careful what you wish for Biff.

    BBO will indeed be very bitter when he comes back.

    Stu will benefit from the break, given he has a bub.

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    Jeezuz Christ DC-it's nearly friggin Xmas and we are subject to the vagaries of Tinia Tirds intimate knowledge of corruption and power.

    little does she realise that she is the beneficiary yet she cries foul.

    Get me some Demonland barbs over that 1st world issue anyday!

    maybe handing them over to lordweaver was an over-reaction

    a week at the assumption college boarding house would have been enough

    guess a bit of xmas cheer would be in order.......how about it nasher?

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    OD I just heard there is the Black Plague in Madagascar!

    I don't think it would be safe for you over there.

    Between the various diseases and riots I think I will need to go to work to have a proper holiday.

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    Not where you live, but over here we are ready for dinner.

    You enjoy your dinner while we keep working over here LOL

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    Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO.

    The lack of antagonism on here is killing me.

    If the crime is interesting-they were guilty .(Moreso my big fat Alpaca fancying wierdo Romsey mate).

    The best I can do is to try to find out whether they were suspended with or without pay.

    BTW, does Stu's missus speak to reporters outside the front door of the family mansion?

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