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lol

 

Whe you say other conveniences, you are of course referring to the public toilets in the gardens near the beach.

You would of couse clean the stain of urine off your shoes, from the Gat, before you entered the public toilets.

I've got a good pair you know-I keep them shiny for court, neighbours funerals, Di Stasios etc.

3 more stabbings and I'll get my own bathroom at the Gat anyway.

I've got a good pair you know-I keep them shiny for court, neighbours funerals, Di Stasios etc.

3 more stabbings and I'll get my own bathroom at the Gat anyway.

they have a bathroom?

i heard it was converted to a meth lab

 

they have a bathroom?

i heard it was converted to a meth lab

DC you been listening to BBO too much I see

Well ... er, everything was fine till it came to paying the bill. Then someone who resembled Campbell Brown turned up.

Be thankful D.Swan didnt front up, the drink bill would have gone through the roof.


Be thankful D.Swan didnt front up, the drink bill would have gone through the roof.

That not an issue as Jazza was paying the bill.

He has his own Accountant you know!

then maybe the rule should be "what happens outside of Wongs, stays at Wongs"... kind of like confessional for the rest of us who aren't Catholics.

It looks like some of the info coming out of Wongs is all Wong. A phone tap will sort this out. At further risk of upsetting our Indonesian friends,

Wong doesnt sound Indonesian, but I could be wong. We may have another diplomatic uproar ,so sowwy wong number.

well what was the point of going if demonland doesn't get a full report

or is this just another andrew's report

i'm starting to suspect schwabby might have been the guest of honour

Yes and I can neither confirm or deny.

 

Yes and I can neither confirm or deny.

what ?? :unsure:

what ?? :unsure:

Yes it is like the Andrews report the info will never leave Wongs

and I can neither confirm or deny that CS was there.

How is that more clear?


i will await caro's version then

She is too busy chasing tales from Essendon at present dc.

Yes it is like the Andrews report the info will never leave Wongs

and I can neither confirm or deny that CS was there.

How is that more clear?

straight through to the keeper hey Old !! lol :rolleyes:

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i will await caro's version then

Speaking of Caro, Denham gave us another serve on SEN the other day. He said that the Dogs were doing everything right and we hadn't.

Speaking of Caro, Denham gave us another serve on SEN the other day. He said that the Dogs were doing everything right and we hadn't.

Ill sleep better now that I know Diddums thinks we're doing it wrong !! ^_^


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Ill sleep better now that I know Diddums thinks we're doing it wrong !! ^_^

Really looking forward to the time we are ok again.

Really looking forward to the time we are ok again.

It is amazing that just having a competitive side seems like heaven now Redleg.

Playing finals or a GF seem like something that happens to other teams.

It is amazing that just having a competitive side seems like heaven now Redleg.

Playing finals or a GF seem like something that happens to other teams.

I have to tell my dirty secret OD

When I left MethCoast as a Supporter I did strongly consider becoming a MessyDrug Supporter.

But I rather be in a MFC Supporter then any of those other teams as this Club has the best colours and theme song in the AFL.

As I left Wong's the other night, the proprietor Steven handed me a fortune cookie which I forgot about until this morning.

I cracked it open to read:

"If Campbell Brown doesn't pay,

Then Steven May."

I've always been confused by this Confucius thing so if there are any experts out there in oriental mysticism, I would appreciate an interpretation.

It is amazing that just having a competitive side seems like heaven now Redleg.

Playing finals or a GF seem like something that happens to other teams.

Spoken like a Tiger.

We may go into the wilderness for a time, but we don't buy property there.

Melbourne is statistically a very successful finals performer.

Port Power made a nice comeback,so can we.


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Our side is going to change dramatically over the next couple of years. Hopefully successfully.

Many may be surprised at how we go next year ( onwards) I wont be one.

We touched on this the other night...I think the fritters may have interrupted that though...lol

Seriously though. We'll be quite different ( at last )

 

That not an issue as Jazza was paying the bill.

He has his own Accountant you know!

for the last time frogman

hes a BOOKKEEPER

for the last time frogman

hes a BOOKKEEPER

Dam I must have you confused with RobbieF again LOL


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