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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Again?

Did he coach us before?

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    Alarm goes ...

    Herald Sun delivered, back page, Roos considering Dees job.

    Alarm clock thrown out.

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    Alarm goes ...

    Herald Sun delivered, back page, Roos considering Dees job.

    Alarm clock thrown out.

    Roos is never coming to the MFC.

    He going to Perth

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    Roos is never coming to the MFC.

    He going to Perth

    Is he?

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    Is he?

    He purchased a house there. IMO that means he intends to live there.

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    MFC could do worse than watch LA Vuelta and emulate the culture and character of the Orica Green edge team

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    MFC could do worse than watch LA Vuelta and emulate the culture and character of the Orica Green edge team

    I'm guessing here but would I be right in saying that LA Vuelta is the team that represents Los Angeles in the Lingerie Football League?

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    According to the Mayan calendar the messiah is supposed to arrive this weekend. Not sure if this site can Handel that news.

    I thought the Mayan Calendar ended in 2012?

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    He purchased a house there. IMO that means he intends to live there.

    Funny, I heard a while ago he bought one here.

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    How does Roosy like his banana smoothie? Any special ingredients for him? I'm off to nth Queensland for a week, I'll chat to some banana/sugar/mango growers for some tips to make Paul something very special if he signs on the dotted lne :-)

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    How does Roosy like his banana smoothie? Any special ingredients for him? I'm off to nth Queensland for a week, I'll chat to some banana/sugar/mango growers for some tips to make Paul something very special if he signs on the dotted lne :-)

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    According to the Mayan calendar the messiah is supposed to arrive this weekend. Not sure if this site can Handel that news.

    I'd like to believe that you often write musings involving Handel on your iPhone, and as such autocorrect has altered your post.

    It's more entertaining to me than a simple pun.

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    According to the Mayan calendar the messiah is supposed to arrive this weekend. Not sure if this site can Handel that news.

    Very good, chuckle chuckle!

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    I'm guessing here but would I be right in saying that LA Vuelta is the team that represents Los Angeles in the Lingerie Football League?

    Not quite the same league

    Sorry to divert you but I was in a state of near exhaustion and was playing with a new technology tablet (not the Essendon type) while the cycling race (LA Vuelta) was on in the background

    Orica do resonante as doing many things well and I include the latest, (a quote from one of the cyclists re-signing for another season

    "The team spirit is the most important thing for me. It’s a team full of fighters. We don’t have a lot of riders on paper who can win big races, but we’re always there. In the team’s first year, people didn’t think we’d get results because we didn’t have a lot of big names, but we did. That’s because of the team spirit.”

    This is an Australian team including other nationalities which has indeed exceeded expectations

    As I said MFC could do well to observe their practicesa

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    How does Roosy like his banana smoothie? Any special ingredients for him? I'm off to nth Queensland for a week, I'll chat to some banana/sugar/mango growers for some tips to make Paul something very special if he signs on the dotted lne :-)

    Good boy. He may prefer some ice cream in his smoothie rather than frozen yoghurt.

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    If Paul Roos gets wind of this thread and realises what the typical Melbourne supporter is like, there's no way known he'll coach Melbourne let alone ever look at a banana again.

    Don't worry I'll reassure him that we are normal guys.

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    According to the Mayan calendar the messiah is supposed to arrive this weekend. Not sure if this site can Handel that news.

    Comfort ye, comfort ye my people, saith your God ...

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    No pressure of Mr Roos if he does come the MFC next season.

    We don't expect a Premiership until 2015 and then one every year after that.

    Oh and most MFC supporters are very normal, it just hard to find them these days.

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    Carlton give me the sh-ts.

    Just throw it back at them!

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    The Pain Ends Today.

    Banana Drinks for Everyone!

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    Will be hoping for a huge Tigers win next week.

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