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RL, there will be no more bananas or muffins for you as you will have to start to save to pay P.Moody. Best just send him to Brisbane. On the other hand we could take up donations of bananas (over ripe) so Mrs RL could make some of those delicious blueberry and chocolate banana bread for you. You seem so down at the moment that I am sure that will boost the spirit. Maybe that is what Briefed needs - some bananas.

Daily I am flabbergasted how nice everyone is to each other on this thread. It is like being on another planet. Tips and recipes - what more could any supporter ask for. I bet they don't get this over at the Filth.

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Redleg I hate to raise the issue but if honesty is to prevail!!!!

I have a gut feeling that some of your horses are like the MFC list

Short on ability.

Now that probably makes me PNG.

I still Lvu though

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RL, there will be no more bananas or muffins for you as you will have to start to save to pay P.Moody. Best just send him to Brisbane. On the other hand we could take up donations of bananas (over ripe) so Mrs RL could make some of those delicious blueberry and chocolate banana bread for you. You seem so down at the moment that I am sure that will boost the spirit. Maybe that is what Briefed needs - some bananas.

Daily I am flabbergasted how nice everyone is to each other on this thread. It is like being on another planet. Tips and recipes - what more could any supporter ask for. I bet they don't get this over at the Filth.

longsuffering you are welcome anytime.

This thread is devoted to a small amount of sanity, so far it has survived on the premise that there are other things in life than being at each others throats.

Unbelievable but it is possible to have a sane conversation with another dees supporter.

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longsuffering you are welcome anytime.

This thread is devoted to a small amount of sanity, so far it has survived on the premise that there are other things in life than being at each others throats.

Unbelievable but it is possible to have a sane conversation with another dees supporter.

Sane?. Not sure about that OD.

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Yes, I wonder what the next generation will say when they come across this strange creation of "Demonland" and come across this very lengthy discourse on the benefits of bananas.

Will we be able to purchase banana pills from medicare in our old age. A question to ponder. I say forget about finding the ultimate coach let's agitate for free bananas on medicare.

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Yes, I wonder what the next generation will say when they come across this strange creation of "Demonland" and come across this very lengthy discourse on the benefits of bananas.

Will we be able to purchase banana pills from medicare in our old age. A question to ponder. I say forget about finding the ultimate coach let's agitate for free bananas on medicare.

i would say the next generation would look back with envy and awe of a golden time for bananaphiliacs

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Theres still no bloody bananas in this house despite the number of less than subtle hints about it being only fair that the many , note th few, contribute towards the groceries. Funny how the young with all their faculties ( supposedly ) go deaf so often !!

I might just take to hiding the bloody things :)

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Daily I am flabbergasted how nice everyone is to each other on this thread. It is like being on another planet. Tips and recipes - what more could any supporter ask for. I bet they don't get this over at the Filth.

Yes this is the haven from the personal abuse that pervades the other threads.

And to think that WJ says the biggest mistake he has made on Demonland, is to not shut the thread down when it was at 3 pages.

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Yes, I wonder what the next generation will say when they come across this strange creation of "Demonland" and come across this very lengthy discourse on the benefits of bananas.

Will we be able to purchase banana pills from medicare in our old age. A question to ponder. I say forget about finding the ultimate coach let's agitate for free bananas on medicare.

Now you are talking. We could even have banana dog biscuits for your demon dog.

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i would say the next generation would look back with envy and awe of a golden time for bananaphiliacs

Funny you mention that. My last blood test result showed that my blood had a sort of yellow tinge to it. The doctor is stunned and I will just keep him in suspense.

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Theres still no bloody bananas in this house despite the number of less than subtle hints about it being only fair that the many , note th few, contribute towards the groceries. Funny how the young with all their faculties ( supposedly ) go deaf so often !!

I might just take to hiding the bloody things :)

Put them near the vacuum cleaner or broom. Unlikely to be found there as they are places to avoid.

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Put them near the vacuum cleaner or broom. Unlikely to be found there as they are places to avoid.

Now there's an idea :)
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Now there's an idea :)

At my place, hiding them under the vegies or the wholemeal bread would work just as well ... :blink:

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Sane?. Not sure about that OD.

Sane conversation maybe, but the Demons supporters involved could still be clinically insane -- for that matter, just following the Dees and admitting to it on a public forum probably settles the matter in favour of insanity ... :blink:

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My God you are all a cynical lot.

Of course we are all sane.

I have a piece of paper that says I am.

The men in the white suits gave it to just last month.

So I know I am fine.

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My God you are all a cynical lot.

Of course we are all sane.

I have a piece of paper that says I am.

The men in the white suits gave it to just last month.

So I know I am fine.

I used to have one of those, bit of paper.

But Im not sure about it as I keep hearing voices that tell me otherwise . ^_^

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I used to have one of those, bit of paper.

But Im not sure about it as I keep hearing voices that tell me otherwise . ^_^

I heard the same ones but don't believe them they are liars!
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I heard the same ones but don't believe them they are liars!

they told me they'd be some who'd tell me that !! ^_^

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they told me they'd be some who'd tell me that !! ^_^

So who do you believe a Dee or a voice in the night?

Perhaps you better not answer we have had a few very ordinary Dees talking to us in recent years.

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Always believe the voices..

always believe the voices !!! lol

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Always believe the voices..

always believe the voices !!! lol

The voices told me we wouldn't play Byrnes again. They lied.

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The voices told me we wouldn't play Byrnes again. They lied.

my voices dont lie

never lie

mawahahahahahha !!

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Unbelievable but it is possible to have a sane conversation with another dees supporter.

Where LOL

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Yes this is the haven from the personal abuse that pervades the other threads.

And to think that WJ says the biggest mistake he has made on Demonland, is to not shut the thread down when it was at 3 pages.

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