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I guess holding your own is the least you can do. However, and I'd like a Burwood opinion on this, is holding another's even more noble?

It is almost the only responsibility the nobles have left .

 

It is almost the only responsibility the nobles have left .

Once again Biffen (sic) you get straight to the heart of matters. Consider the nobility on Demonland - no need to mention names . And the aspiring nobility - no need to mention names - but don't get into a stew over it. The aspirants are masters at holding their own - continuously.

Once again Biffen (sic) you get straight to the heart of matters. Consider the nobility on Demonland - no need to mention names . And the aspiring nobility - no need to mention names - but don't get into a stew over it. The aspirants are masters at holding their own - continuously.

Vigorously


Once again Biffen (sic) you get straight to the heart of matters. Consider the nobility on Demonland - no need to mention names . And the aspiring nobility - no need to mention names - but don't get into a stew over it. The aspirants are masters at holding their own - continuously.

We shouldn't be discussing such a foul sin on so holy a flatform.

I've just missed out on the big job in Rome for similar habits back in my youth.

Needless to say, I shouldn't have smuggled the ipad into the conclave.

Any thank Jesus that is all over.What a bunch of perverts.

We shouldn't be discussing such a foul sin on so holy a flatform.

I've just missed out on the big job in Rome for similar habits back in my youth.

Needless to say, I shouldn't have smuggled the ipad into the conclave.

Any thank Jesus that is all over.What a bunch of perverts.

Yeah bad luck. Can't believe an appropriately dubious character like you missed out to some w.. from a country that can't hang on to some fly speck islands that no one cares about. Typical catholic molesters.

 

Yeah bad luck. Can't believe an appropriately dubious character like you missed out to some w.. from a country that can't hang on to some fly speck islands that no one cares about. Typical catholic molesters.

Dont Cry for me.

[censored].

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Gee, I think it is safer to discuss bananas on here, rather than religion.

Does the Pope ever wear banana colored robes?


OK ... at the risk of starting a sectarian war on this thread but in celebration of this week's goings on at the Vatican, here goes ...

An Irish daughter hadn't been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father said, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?"

The girl, cried and when she gained her composure, replied sniffing, "Daddy ... I was too embarrassed, I have become a prostitute."

"Ye what? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."

"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mummy this luxurious fur coat, her and ye the title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque. For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. Also for for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Limerick Country Club."

She took a deep breath and continued, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."

"Now tell me again what was it ye said ye had become?" asked the father.

The girl, cried again, "A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."

Nice one Elwood. 26 years living in the wood this weekend.

3184 is a fine province indeed.

Blame Elwood for starting this. It's called the Irish Virginity Test - but I like the colour scheme.

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a DIY shop: a can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.’

Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’

The doc replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw”, you hit her with the shovel.’

I just passed a building with a sign advertising "fmd architects"!

gees, and I thought lawyers were on the nose!

Not as bad as Fecal Brides on Sydney RD.


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OK ... at the risk of starting a sectarian war on this thread but in celebration of this week's goings on at the Vatican, here goes ...

An Irish daughter hadn't been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father said, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?"

The girl, cried and when she gained her composure, replied sniffing, "Daddy ... I was too embarrassed, I have become a prostitute."

"Ye what? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."

"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mummy this luxurious fur coat, her and ye the title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque. For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. Also for for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Limerick Country Club."

She took a deep breath and continued, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."

"Now tell me again what was it ye said ye had become?" asked the father.

The girl, cried again, "A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."

Did you hear that joke via Texas?

Not as bad as Fecal Brides on Sydney RD.

Do you sit outside that establishment and observe or do actually go inside and do fecal things. I'm just wondering if this is what cost you the papacy?

Is there anyone on Demonland more disillusioned than me at present?

When you cannot make a game of it against GWS 2013 looks pretty bleak.

I think I am one game away from calling it quits.

Do you sit outside that establishment and observe or do actually go inside and do fecal things. I'm just wondering if this is what cost you the papacy?

On the contrary ,my brown robes got me to the conclave .

When I started blaspheming out loud after the early results were read out I knew it was all over.

Bossa Nova Bastard he is.


Is there anyone on Demonland more disillusioned than me at present?

When you cannot make a game of it against GWS 2013 looks pretty bleak.

I think I am one game away from calling it quits.

I'm sure it's a fine shiraz OD but best put the cork back for a while.

On the contrary ,my brown robes got me to the conclave .

When I started blaspheming out loud after the early results were read out I knew it was all over.

Bossa Nova Bastard he is.

The brown robes displayed a cunningly understated sense of dress that no doubt fulfilled the poverty and humility clauses. However, I'd like to know how you got away with the "cat o nine tails" tucked under your arm.

 

The brown robes displayed a cunningly understated sense of dress that no doubt fulfilled the poverty and humility clauses. However, I'd like to know how you got away with the "cat o nine tails" tucked under your arm.

As a Demon Rock Chucker and an Opus Dei convert , you are allowed , nay expected, to [censored] yourself . Not an issue.

All that oily rag crap , poverty, chastity, humility. They can have it.

Man cannot live on bread alone. The odd bit of truffled llama in Shiraz Jus washed down with some Plonk helps.

The biggest business in the world should be able to soak up the expense account of the CEO.

Sell off the Sistine and get the party started I say.

Try again

Is there anyone on Demonland more disillusioned than me at present?

When you cannot make a game of it against GCS 2013 looks pretty bleak.

I think I am one game away from calling it quits.

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