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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey .

I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?

BTW ,I applied for the job in Rome because I thought the town had three things going for it.

1. All roads lead there.(great for traffic)

2.It wasn't built in a day (unlike Beijing)

3. When there ,you have to do what they do (which is not very much).

Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.

'In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey'

Beware of Greeks baring ....

'I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?'

I thought the influence of the Christain Brothers would be obvious.

'Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.'

You'll be sainted. And. When you finally retire you get shoved in convent full of former virgins.

'puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks'

What else do you think blokes wearing frocks would emit?

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    We haven't had a countdown for a while so here goes, days to our first NAB Cup game:

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    'In Mykonos they substitute tram for Donkey'

    Beware of Greeks baring ....

    'I didn't know you went to a catholic school BBO?'

    I thought the influence of the Christain Brothers would be obvious.

    'Put in my application ,just waiting for the puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks.'

    You'll be sainted. And. When you finally retire you get shoved in convent full of former virgins.

    'puffs of smoke from the blokes in frocks'

    What else do you think blokes wearing frocks would emit?

    The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field .

    Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit .

    Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

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    The last time i got shoved into a convent they called it a "debutante ball" and as soon as the parents left the girls got more willing(and physical) than their brothers and cousins on the footy field .

    Anyway ,dont know much about Christ but I can talk a lot of hypocritical sh!t and I love forbidden fruit .

    Good a chance as any pervert I reckon .

    Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

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    Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

    Has not worried the previous members for the last couple of millennium Bbo

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    That is a very old one

    90% of people on here would not know what a conductor was

    You are dating yourself Bbo

    ah od most here wouldn't know what a date was, and i'm not talking about stepping out

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    They're generally shrivelled looking and a brownish colour.

    spoken like an ex catholic boarder or choir member

    then again you weren't in the scouts were you?

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    No! There were too many scary stories about that Baden- Powell guy.

    Always thought us micks were banned anyway

    But perhaps my mum made that up

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    Its alright for you bastards to joke about it but i'm the one who has to sleep on my stomach for the next week

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    The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Goats doesn't think so.

    Hard to find a good goat. Ease up!

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    My heroes of the day Jeff Kennett and Garry Lyon.

    See the Footy Classified thread for futher info.

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    Yes Biffo you have the quals for the top job and you could even use your old robes from the Hellfire club. BTW you do realize there are vows of chastity and poverty involved.

    I'm ok with mouthing the rhetoric as long as there is plenty of money and Sex involved.

    And goats, and dates.

    Do they ever work in these organisations or is it all just dirty deeds and cover ups?

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    AAHHH we must be getting closer to footy and further from the tank Enjoyed the banter

    I did have the tanking conversation with the squash crew last night

    I used Rpfc line that we are the only club to have been proven not to tank and it was worth the 500 for that.

    The essendon supporters leading the conversation were already into the AFL and its bloody hopeless management and they shut up as soon as said my bit.

    Thanks again Rpfc restored respect

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    How is the date tonight dc?

    So do you think young Jesse should have had a taste of playing now, or not, od?

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