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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Yes as far as JT goes but Clark is a long way from playing just walking around. Hope the info is wrong as I said earlier.

We've been told that the club's approach to Clark's rehab is conservative and Mitch himself keeps tweeting that he's on track with his progress. While he was walking laps on Monday, he was also kicking the football as well (albeit with his left foot only) and there's been no evidence of any setback to his recovery routine.

I don't think he's been put on the LTI like Max Gawn so can only assume there must be some chance that by mid March, he might be taking part in some light match practice.

 

We've been told that the club's approach to Clark's rehab is conservative and Mitch himself keeps tweeting that he's on track with his progress. While he was walking laps on Monday, he was also kicking the football as well (albeit with his left foot only) and there's been no evidence of any setback to his recovery routine.

I don't think he's been put on the LTI like Max Gawn so can only assume there must be some chance that by mid March, he might be taking part in some light match practice.

Will give Chris Dawes a chance to prove he is worth the cash until Mitch returns to stomps on Skulls .

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Gee, at the top of the Board is an ad that states 5 foods never to be eaten, if you want to stay trim, number 1, the banana. Mercy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gee, at the top of the Board is an ad that states 5 foods never to be eaten, if you want to stay trim, number 1, the banana. Mercy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's rubbish. I eat a banana a day (not too ripe) and it hasn't caused me any problems. You need a balanced diet and exercise and all will be well in the world.

On the other hand, if you want to get a job at GWS in recruiting ...

... eat like it's Christmas day, every day?


Gee, at the top of the Board is an ad that states 5 foods never to be eaten, if you want to stay trim, number 1, the banana. Mercy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some one told me single malt is not good for you Redleg.

Now I know that is absolute rubbish.

So who knows who the nutter is who put out this malicious piece of misinformation

Eat on to your hearts content.

Any Footy news lately?

Heard a rumour that Sandy Roberts is heading to Fox Footy to call the footy. That's about all I can help you with Redleg.

Other than that its just drugs or "supplements" and ongoing investigations.

It's a good thing Clothier finished the North and Crows investigations last year..... .

What the AFL need to do right now is storm the Windy Hill HQ and take all there computers and files - not one month later..

 
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Heard a rumour that Sandy Roberts is heading to Fox Footy to call the footy. That's about all I can help you with Redleg.

Other than that its just drugs or "supplements" and ongoing investigations.

It's a good thing Clothier finished the North and Crows investigations last year..... .

What the AFL need to do right now is storm the Windy Hill HQ and take all there computers and files - not one month later..

Don't forget the threatening and intimidating gathering of information. Hope they also talk to ex-sponsors and supporters in pubs.

BTW Sandy has denied he is leaving 7 and says he has not received any offer from Fox Footy.

Oh....well I'd don't have anything to offer other than I think the Bombers sports scientists should have supplied their players banana supplements. Orally.


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Oh....well I'd don't have anything to offer other than I think the Bombers sports scientists should have supplied their players banana supplements. Orally.

Maybe suppositories would be better.

Hey Redleg -- have you ever had an orange roughie followed by a banana smoothie? :blink:

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Hey Redleg -- have you ever had an orange roughie followed by a banana smoothie? :blink:

Can't say that I have.

Can't say that I have.

I haven't either, but it sounds a lot more appealing than some of the other threads here ...

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I haven't either, but it sounds a lot more appealing than some of the other threads here ...

I don't follow.


I don't follow.

Watching Essendon squirm was fun for a while, but now it is just getting boring ....

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Did they serve good tucker at the AGM?

No food at all. Spoke to a Director and CC and CS after the meeting and then left.

No food at all. Spoke to a Director and CC and CS after the meeting and then left.

Did they seemed overall worried about the inquisition redleg?

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Did they seemed overall worried about the inquisition redleg?

They are certainly concerned as it is a serious matter.


No food at all. Spoke to a Director and CC and CS after the meeting and then left.

BYO bananas next year? :)

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BYO bananas next year? :)

To be honest I think I am sick to death of AGM's. I learn nothing.

To be honest I think I am sick to death of AGM's. I learn nothing.

My experience is that unless there are more than one person standing for a position then nothing much happens.

I say that from not just attending MFC events.

When you have two people trying to get the same spot things hot up and information and dirty linen is aired.

Other wise they are fairly controlled events.

Lets face it MFC members are probably the most conservative going around.

I also think that after 48 years of mainly poor results we have a beaten dog mentality.

A pat on the head and a request for unity be it understated or not

and we trot off into the night hopeful but probably resigned to our fate.

Well that is how I often feel.

Strangely perhaps I enjoyed last night.

 

Can the AFL handle 2 Pandora's Boxes, let alone one? We're going to find out...

Can the AFL handle 2 Pandora's Boxes, let alone one? We're going to find out...

One's a can of worms...about to have its lid resealed...for ever !!

The other's definitely Pandoras Box.

The latter makes the former look like silly little tiff !!


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