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Spot on maurie!

 

Back in Melbourne after going through Cyclone Oswald at Gold Coast. It was really scary. Lucky to get a flight out of Brisbane today.

My god. This thread has gone full circle.

Those banana prices near the start of this thread went sky high....due to the 2011 floods and cyclone Yasi. We here have seen those prices fall as new crops prospered and the demand for bananas decrease.

Now Redleg having been the creator of this thread has dashed out of Brisbane / Gold Coast on a risky flight in very tricky winds as parts of Brisbane, greater Queensland and New South Wales re-visit record floods from early 2011.

Whilst we send our best wishes and support to those in need in difficult times, let us also hope that there is no increase in prices of bananas and the demand for banana smoothies, fritters etc is not affected!

 

Prices will ne bent out of shape again !!!

<d-day>


Today the club sets the tone of response.

Today its called to account for alledged indescetions.

Today the club can tell the Inquisitors to go *%#! Themselves !!!

Today is d day

Today the club sets the tone of response.

Today its called to account for alledged indescetions.

Today the club can tell the Inquisitors to go *%#! Themselves !!!

Today is d day

correction: that would be F day BB would it not?

 

Today the club sets the tone of response.

Today its called to account for alledged indescetions.

Today the club can tell the Inquisitors to go *%#! Themselves !!!

Today is d day

They may have sent their reply last week bb

Today is the deadline but that does not mean the reply is going in today!

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Australia certainly can be tough at times, cyclones, floods, droughts, bushfires and now tornadoes. Still we are the lucky country. All the best to the people suffering at the moment and I mean the weather victims, not Melbourne supporters.


correction: that would be F day BB would it not?

Final correction.

GF day.

no noticable hike in bent fruit prices yet. phew !!! :unsure:

no noticable hike in bent fruit prices yet. phew !!! :unsure:

my wife is more worried about the avocados

i'd say suck it up princess but if the avos go up so does the nanas

could be a tense household this winter.....thank god for footy

a lot of avos are frozen...time will tell. A concern though , for sure.

my wife is more worried about the avocados

i'd say suck it up princess but if the avos go up so does the nanas

could be a tense household this winter.....thank god for footy

We hope!


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Gawn on the long term injury list again. Anyone else getting worried about big Maxie ever being fit to play?

Gawn on the long term injury list again. Anyone else getting worried about big Maxie ever being fit to play?

Yep me

But every time I raise it I get criticized for being alarmist or pessimistic.

The guy has had two knee recos and now a long term Hamstring in 3 years.

Has not played for 18 months.

I have serious doubts his legs are up to the rigours of AFL.

But hell he is fine!

Yep me

But every time I raise it I get criticized for being alarmist or pessimistic.

The guy has had two knee recos and now a long term Hamstring in 3 years.

Has not played for 18 months.

I have serious doubts his legs are up to the rigours of AFL.

But hell he is fine!

If it makes you feel better I don't think he will play regularly until 2015...

Ruckmen are such an investment. Especially ones taken at 18 with bad knees.

If it makes you feel better I don't think he will play regularly until 2015...

Ruckmen are such an investment. Especially ones taken at 18 with bad knees.

It may seem strange but I realised that was your opinion a ways back rpfc

Yes I do feel better that someone at least acknowledes the possibility.

I have my doubts. Long term investment that just gets longer.

What sort of money would he be on i wonder.


Good Evening demonlanders.

I joined twitter a few days back.

Why because the number of people talking about it and using it intrigued me.

So far I am totally under whelmed.

Truly struggling to see the value.

What piece of magic am I missing?

My do you people out there use it?

Good Evening demonlanders.

I joined twitter a few days back.

Why because the number of people talking about it and using it intrigued me.

So far I am totally under whelmed.

Truly struggling to see the value.

What piece of magic am I missing?

My do you people out there use it?

probably a phone? just guessing od

will you be trying recreational drugs next?

or even sexting?

probably a phone? just guessing od

will you be trying recreational drugs next?

or even sexting?

I am not that ancient dc

I seriously doubt I will be RD ing or sexting

Then again does single malt fall into the recreational drugs group?

 

I am not that ancient dc

I seriously doubt I will be RD ing or sexting

Then again does single malt fall into the recreational drugs group?

only if it is illicit malt whiskey (moonshine)

signed up for FB yet?

only if it is illicit malt whiskey (moonshine)

signed up for FB yet?

You have me this time dc

FB?


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