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This is the chill room

Comfy chairs and bananas.

in fact Banana Lounges ne cest pas ?
 
Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.

bbo this a retreat................you know, just like Hepburn...............we come here as to a sanctuary...............from the wicked infighting of the rest of the board

now be a good boy and leave your guns at reception

 
bbo this a retreat................you know, just like Hepburn...............we come here as to a sanctuary...............from the wicked infighting of the rest of the board

now be a good boy and leave your guns at reception

mmm ok , im game , but first i just wanna say that if ever go up to hepburn or daylesford , i will have my wallet on a string , ala soap on a rope , ok , i might get both barrels in the clacker for this , if so , . OUCH ! ok , well being a cricket watcher for a loooooong time i always enjoy test cricket the best , , because it is the best , but today at the SCG i found it a bit tacky , all the pink etc , , and yes i know its a great cause and all of that , but really i think it has got out of hand a bit , (oooooh i head lock and load , ) and have tipped in as i have 5 daughters and thats all good , but really , its so far over the top , its getting cringe worthy , and just quietly how does mcgraths wife live with this ? if i were in her heels ide be getting a bit pizzed off , jane this , jane that , janes a hero , , blah blah , ok , BOOM !

Redleg and I are on the banana boat.

Good omen - one of the flags they were flying over the deck was red and blue.

Next stop Adelaide where we hope to interview Dean Bailey about his views on the tanking controversy.

In the meantime, rough seas expected and we'll be out of range till Monday morning.


Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.

There is Muuzzzzak playing softly in the background.

Everything is paid for

The women are happy

THERE IS THE ILLUSION THAT ALL IS OK,

dont rock the boat

mmm ok , im game , but first i just wanna say that if ever go up to hepburn or daylesford , i will have my wallet on a string , ala soap on a rope , ok , i might get both barrels in the clacker for this , if so , . OUCH ! ok , well being a cricket watcher for a loooooong time i always enjoy test cricket the best , , because it is the best , but today at the SCG i found it a bit tacky , all the pink etc , , and yes i know its a great cause and all of that , but really i think it has got out of hand a bit , (oooooh i head lock and load , ) and have tipped in as i have 5 daughters and thats all good , but really , its so far over the top , its getting cringe worthy , and just quietly how does mcgraths wife live with this ? if i were in her heels ide be getting a bit pizzed off , jane this , jane that , janes a hero , , blah blah , ok , BOOM !

as far as the pink extravaganza goes you will get great support from my wife

as far as hepburn goes you need to get feedback from bbo and biffo but a little bird tells me you are on the money

as far as the pink extravaganza goes you will get great support from my wife

as far as hepburn goes you need to get feedback from bbo and biffo but a little bird tells me you are on the money

Nothing in your life at 8 am on Sunday either dc?

 
Nothing in your life at 8 am on Sunday either dc?

it's really 9am od if you ignore daylight saving

i stopped going to church about 50 years ago and found demonland on a sunday morning much more cathartic

don't forget to catch the vikings at midday. imagine playing finals on an open ground at sub freezing temps in the 21st century

it's really 9am od if you ignore daylight saving

i stopped going to church about 50 years ago and found demonland on a sunday morning much more cathartic

don't forget to catch the vikings at midday. imagine playing finals on an open ground at sub freezing temps in the 21st century

I am a bears fan dc so I am sulking!

lived for a short while in Chicago back in the early eighties.

Good place to live if you must live in a big US city.

It was winter though and god it gets cold.

Great game on TV but crap at the game.


Daylesford country is fine. There's the 'pink dollar' scene for sure but it can make for a very nice relaxing weekend with SWMBO.

I actually like spending time with the mrs ( not all of it of course lol ) and there's great eateries and drinking. I'm not advertsed to a day spa, many a thing worse in life than some lovely getting the body all relaxed ! ( no...no happy endings lol )

Some damn fine Banana splits can be had that way btw.

I do concur there is such a thing as tooooo much pink..... I mean so many other wonderful pastels to choose from ... Mmmmm !!

Wouldn't fancy the mrs McGrath ver 2.0 either Agree with BarnDee, you be a little tired of it.

There's a great little railway up there too.

thats not what this thread is about bbo. Arguments etc can be ensued in many other threads.
This is the chill room

Comfy chairs and bananas.

bbo this a retreat................you know, just like Hepburn...............we come here as to a sanctuary...............from the wicked infighting of the rest of the board

now be a good boy and leave your guns at reception

There is Muuzzzzak playing softly in the background.

Everything is paid for

The women are happy

THERE IS THE ILLUSION THAT ALL IS OK,

dont rock the boat

My apologies for interupting the navel gazing with my breach of protocol. I'll just have to save my vitriol.

My apologies for interupting the navel gazing with my breach of protocol. I'll just have to save my vitriol.

Yeah BBO-save it for that special someone.

Since we put everyone on to the powers of Reiki ,Mud baths ,Crystals ,Steam tents and meditation they have all turned into a pack of peaceniks.

Hope we dont see Finkelstien in the spa region .We need him on edge .

Yeah BBO-save it for that special someone.

Since we put everyone on to the powers of Reiki ,Mud baths ,Crystals ,Steam tents and meditation they have all turned into a pack of peaceniks.

Hope we dont see Finkelstien in the spa region .We need him on edge .

Tickets on yourself....settle.
Tickets on yourself....settle.

Oh please.

Spare me.


Oh please.

Spare me.

ok you're spared

but the price is eternal slavery

ok mfc take him away

no not you bbo.....i said mfc

WYL thinks hes so cool now that he's using all the Gen Y slang .

and he keeps spraying his tag all over other peoples graffiti.

WYL thinks hes so cool now that he's using all the Gen Y slang .

and he keeps spraying his tag all over other peoples graffiti.

i had a dog that did that.

but she became a football writer at the age


WYL thinks hes so cool now that he's using all the Gen Y slang .

and he keeps spraying his tag all over other peoples graffiti.

i went out with "Crystal" ladies when you were in primary school Biff. First time i went to Daylesford it was cheap.

Good pub roast was on to!

You obviously spared the rod. Bet you wish you that time over again.

the british empire expired long ago bbo

it only remains in boarding schools and church choirs

(and certain parts of hepburn of course)

i went out with "Crystal" ladies when you were in primary school Biff. First time i went to Daylesford it was cheap.

Good pub roast was on to!

Roast tofu ?

 
the british empire expired long ago bbo

it only remains in boarding schools and church choirs

(and certain parts of hepburn of course)

You mean those rumours about Victoria no longer being Queen are correct? The Christain brothers mislead me.


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