The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Whispering_Jack 29,380]

No go with Lucas.

He tried out with the Western Jets this year and was caught stealing the coach's car during a training session.

Was sentenced to six months at Port Phillip prison just last week.

This shouldn't be a problem.

With time off for good behaviour, he'll probably be able to fit in a short pre season and a couple of practice matches at Casey before Round 1.

Grab Lucas, I say!

[beelzebub 23,254]

He wont do the whole six months .. he had 3 weeks in remand and will get leniency and time for good. Be out by cup day Im reliably told .

[daisycutter 29,466]

He wont do the whole six months .. he had 3 weeks in remand and will get leniency and time for good. Be out by cup day Im reliably told .

Has just been aquitted. The offender turned out to be his estranged (and hitherto unknown) twin brother Ashley. Apparently separated at birth due to a family breakup and kept secret.

But wait for it, an outstanding junior footballer in remote WA who has flown under the recruiting radar. Polly Farmer says best under age kid he has seen since Barry Cable..

This is now a huge dilemma. Do we go for Dale, Lucas or Ashley

[Miles from Nowhere 199]

He was seen in a moonboot this morning at the club's "reeding in skoolz" programme. Really popular with the kids - signed a lot of autographs.

[old dee 23,561]

Has just been aquitted. The offender turned out to be his estranged (and hitherto unknown) twin brother Ashley. Apparently separated at birth due to a family breakup and kept secret.

But wait for it, an outstanding junior footballer in remote WA who has flown under the recruiting radar. Polly Farmer says best under age kid he has seen since Barry Cable..

This is now a huge dilemma. Do we go for Dale, Lucas or Ashley

I am off Dale no more choir boys.

But hot for Lucas and Ashley

Especially Ashley kid has attitude.

Lets get both

Any idea on Tattoo content anyone?

[Biffen 12,937]

Has just been aquitted. The offender turned out to be his estranged (and hitherto unknown) twin brother Ashley. Apparently separated at birth due to a family breakup and kept secret.

But wait for it, an outstanding junior footballer in remote WA who has flown under the recruiting radar. Polly Farmer says best under age kid he has seen since Barry Cable..

This is now a huge dilemma. Do we go for Dale, Lucas or Ashley

Whoever we go for we will Muff it up -to use a quaint phrase.

But at least we will genereate reams of wasted data discussing it in "spilt milk" threads.

[Jack Jack 415]

Any idea on Tattoo content anyone?

Still a work in progress, but has a good sense of irony.

[old dee 23,561]

Still a work in progress, but has a good sense of irony.

Good start Jack Jack but we won't see that under our Red Hose ( or is that Maroon these days )

Need to get the arm sleeve started if they are to be any good.

[daisycutter 29,466]

I am off Dale no more choir boys.

But hot for Lucas and Ashley

Especially Ashley kid has attitude.

Lets get both

Any idea on Tattoo content anyone?

Ashley is so tattooed apparently that his natural skin cannot be seen for black ink

He is often mistaken as un-tattooed with a very dark suntan

[old dee 23,561]

Ashley is so tattooed apparently that his natural skin cannot be seen for black ink

He is often mistaken as un-tattooed with a very dark suntan

Beginning to like Ashley more and more every minute DC

You sure he is not Dane Swann's brother?

[daisycutter 29,466]

Beginning to like Ashley more and more every minute DC

You sure he is not Dane Swann's brother?

hard to say if there is any connection there od.

Swanny's provenance is tied up in more controversy than JFK's final demise

[Sir Why You Little 36,768]

Will a non midfielder win the Brownlow tonight?

Such an overrated medal, sadly.

[daisycutter 29,466]

Will a non midfielder win the Brownlow tonight?

Such an overrated medal, sadly.

more chance of hell freezing over

[old dee 23,561]

Will a non midfielder win the Brownlow tonight?

Such an overrated medal, sadly.

Fairly safe bet they won't wyl.

But to be honest I don't care all that much.

don't think I have watched it for ten years.

All I need to know will be in the paper tomorrow morning.

[Redleg 40,452]

I think we have him. Who else would want to draft such a risk?

[daisycutter 29,466]

we might yet have to scratch Ashley off our shopping list

unconfirmed reports out of the west are saying he is contemplating a gender changing operation

Adrian Anderson from the AFL is quoted as saying the AFL aren't quite ready to welcome trans-genders at this stage and are seeking independent (read internal) advice

Could this be another smokescreen ploy from Wet Coke?

Stay tuned

[old dee 23,561]

we might yet have to scratch Ashley off our shopping list

unconfirmed reports out of the west are saying he is contemplating a gender changing operation

Adrian Anderson from the AFL is quoted as saying the AFL aren't quite ready to welcome trans-genders at this stage and are seeking independent (read internal) advice

Could this be another smokescreen ploy from Wet Coke?

Stay tuned

Don't fall for it DC

This is Darling all over again.

[Sir Why You Little 36,768]

Fairly safe bet they won't wyl.

But to be honest I don't care all that much.

don't think I have watched it for ten years.

All I need to know will be in the paper tomorrow morning.

after Diesel Williams & Dipper tied for the Medal in '86 i have considered the Brownlow to be a waste of time, & nothing more than a televised [censored] up advertising Crown Lager.

[beelzebub 23,254]

Round 9 gws v ........ Zzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!

[Sir Why You Little 36,768]

Round 9 gws v ........ Zzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!

M. C. Bruce...

Nope i am going out.

Let's be honest, the combined MFC vote count will be about 6.

[old dee 23,561]

M. C. Bruce...

Nope i am going out.

Let's be honest, the combined MFC vote count will be about 6.

So another big year wyl.

Who got the other 3?

[Sir Why You Little 36,768]

So another big year wyl.

Who got the other 3?

clark will poll 3 as will Jones.

I cant see anyone else getting votes.

I mean who beat their opponent over 4 Quarters that an umpire would notice?

[old dee 23,561]

clark will poll 3 as will Jones.

I cant see anyone else getting votes.

I mean who beat their opponent over 4 Quarters that an umpire would notice?

I reckon we are a bit pessimistic

My total is 10 - votes we did play GWS twice and GCS once plus beat the bombers.

Surely in those four games we could average 2.5 votes per game.

[Sir Why You Little 36,768]

I reckon we are a bit pessimistic

My total is 10 - votes we did play GWS twice and GCS once plus beat the bombers.

Surely in those four games we could average 2.5 votes per game.

maybe i am being to harsh. But Clark & Jones are the only 2 who attacked the game & ball with the right attitude.

[Whispering_Jack 29,380]

Against GCS (Round 19) didn't the media experts award:-

3 Ablett

2 Bennell (theirs)

1 Green

?