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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Still , in a way it makes sense a Malthouse woud be connected with a mob called carlton ! lol

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    We will see the record winning margin in the Bluey. Nathan will street the field. Good luck to him he deserves it.

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    meanwhile in other really important news ; arent Bananas excellent value currently. Am waiting for other fruit to come into season now.

    All things have their time.....maybe even us !! lol

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    meanwhile in other really important news ; arent Bananas excellent value currently. Am waiting for other fruit to come into season now.

    All things have their time.....maybe even us !! lol

    Must be sometime this century bb

    I well I hope

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    We will see the record winning margin in the Bluey. Nathan will street the field. Good luck to him he deserves it.

    Relatively close with Grimes. Well deserved though.

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    arent Bananas excellent value currently. Am waiting for other fruit to come into season now.

    Bananas are only one good cyclone away from being $15 a kilo. ^_^

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    Cheerful sod !! Lol

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    Relatively close with Grimes. Well deserved though.

    Happy for Grimes who I sponsor, but thought Jones would win by a country mile.

    Interesting that except for Rivers, no one in the top 10 is being spoken of as possibly leaving.

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    Might have a change from Bananas...Grapefruits are coming back :) yumm. Halved, bit of OJ poured over , left to chill overnight ...:)

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    Assistant Coaches have called in the lawyers at Carlton. Commentators tonight say Carlton Coach conference was poor and that Malthouse did himself no favours. Hope the tide is turning and the club spirals downwards.

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    Assistant Coaches have called in the lawyers at Carlton. Commentators tonight say Carlton Coach conference was poor and that Malthouse did himself no favours. Hope the tide is turning and the club spirals downwards.

    Red...its Carton...it wont matter.

    They bulldoze their way through.

    I do sense a degree of covered over dysfunctionality about the place though. Have always been gobsmacked at Sticks being in charge. Had occasionas to see him in action many years ago ( workwise ) and he was next to f'n useless . Must have really applied himself..lol Probably has good streeet smarts though and youd want to at PP hey !! lol After all nothings built of bricks and mortar there....tis all cardboard held together with sh!t !! Pretty good cardboard though...lol

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    Dockers very unlucky. Back up in 6 days after two long trips from Perth and back and then a trip to Adelaide. Training affected and whole week disrupted. Play against a team that has had last two games at home.

    Play that game in Perth and they win easily.

    On the night Pav was unsighted. Ballantyne, Sandilands, Hill all poor and McPhee the turnover king.

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    The Graig legacy paid well for the crows tonight !!

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    Dockers very unlucky. Back up in 6 days after two long trips from Perth and back and then a trip to Adelaide. Training affected and whole week disrupted. Play against a team that has had last two games at home.

    Play that game in Perth and they win easily.

    On the night Pav was unsighted. Ballantyne, Sandilands, Hill all poor and McPhee the turnover king.

    Very poor coaching effort by Ross Lyon tonight.

    Thankfully, Garry Lyon had the insight not to follow him up after being told by his management that he was still hoping to finalise a deal with the Saints.

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    Travel is a huge disadvantage. Wonder how the Eagles will go tonight. At least for them they played at home last week. In a way it would be good for them to win as we could see the end of the Cloke situation and hopefully war break out between Pies and Blues.

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    Travel is a huge disadvantage. Wonder how the Eagles will go tonight. At least for them they played at home last week. In a way it would be good for them to win as we could see the end of the Cloke situation and hopefully war break out between Pies and Blues.

    Im tipping the Weagles, not by much, but just enough !!! lol
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    Red...its Carton...it wont matter.

    They bulldoze their way through.

    I do sense a degree of covered over dysfunctionality about the place though. Have always been gobsmacked at Sticks being in charge. Had occasionas to see him in action many years ago ( workwise ) and he was next to f'n useless . Must have really applied himself..lol Probably has good streeet smarts though and youd want to at PP hey !! lol After all nothings built of bricks and mortar there....tis all cardboard held together with sh!t !! Pretty good cardboard though...lol

    Sticks is responsible for one of the greatest renditions of Stand By Your Man, a bit ironic I know, but surely it that's got to count for something.

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    Sticks is responsible for one of the greatest renditions of Stand By Your Man, a bit ironic I know, but surely it that's got to count for something.

    Apparently not.

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    Apparently not.

    Thats the brain behind the CFC .
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    Thats the brain behind the CFC .

    And also the club's best vocalist.

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    Just saw some highlights of the club B & F and noticed Gerard Healy up the front. Can't recall seeing him at a club function over the last few years. Wonder if anyone discussed the pursuit of Tanking against us on his show.

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    Im just wondering how he wasn't vapourised by some sort of Hades death ray upon entering our hallowed enclave !!

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    Amazing! not one negative story about the MFC for 8 days by my count.

    Still Carlton seem to be hogging the negative columns later.

    Demonland has gone very quiet

    Big weekend coming up Uni Blacks in GF and favourites as well

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    good on ya Old....putt the mozz on us now !!! :unsure:^_^

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