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I, coached the Demonland/Demonology team to three massive victories today but I have a dilemma. Half of my players were still partying at 6.45 am and about eight of them turned up hung over. What disciplinary measures should I have adopted if any?
WInners are grinners--join them.Congrats on the wins.Maybe we need to get all our players up @6.45 from now on after partying.You may have found a winning formula.SYLVIA may play more consistent after partying as well under your coaching.We may add you to our coaching panel--motivating coach? Edited by jayceebee31

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I'm sick of my user name, how do I change it?

something something something bananas.

Niow your talking. What about a banana on that backless top?

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Breaking News

Bananas $4.99/ KG Harbour town Southport

at the Fresh Food mart.

Bought 10 and they are the best since 2009

Bananas every meal for the next 4 days.

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As appropriate:

  • if the offenders are currently part of the Leadership Group, immediately dismiss them, but reinstate them shortly afterwards if they regret their mistake; or
  • if they are not currently part of the Leadership Group, rebuke them for bringing Demonland/Demonology into disrepute, and fine them a token amount.

Handle the discussions carefully though, because you run the risk of the said players making representations to the Board, in which case your tenure as coach could be in jeopardy.

Well stated,however,I hope WJ had a beer with them to celebrate..

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Well stated,however,I hope WJ had a beer with them to celebrate..

Absolutely! I took that as a given jcb.

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Breaking News

Bananas $4.99/ KG Harbour town Southport

at the Fresh Food mart.

Bought 10 and they are the best since 2009

Bananas every meal for the next 4 days.

They are the same price nationally at Aldi stores starting tomorrow!

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They are the same price nationally at Aldi stores starting tomorrow!

I think we have had enough of the bananas talk on this thread. Cherries.

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So we play GWS twice next year and first one in round 13 here. I am prepared to tip this far out, you know who, will be out injured that game. We play them again in round 21, away.

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So we play GWS twice next year and first one in round 13 here. I am prepared to tip this far out, you know who, will be out injured that game. We play them again in round 21, away.

Could be right, Redleg. Will he walk around the fence before the game signing autographs ?... a la Ablett style at Skilled (Now Simonds Stadium).

Btw Redleg, heard from a good source Americain has pulled up very well from it's Moonee valley Cup win and looking wonderful for the Cup. Another whisper is Jukebox Jury has been impressive at the quarantine centre on it's morning work.

Americain does quite a bit of work building up it's stamina with 1800m workout gallops, looking as good if not better than last year. Hard to toss. Your call on back to back looks very good.

Could have put this in the sports board but there's tumble weeds present over there. And horses love bananas, so I guess it's relevant here.

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Could be right, Redleg. Will he walk around the fence before the game signing autographs ?... a la Ablett style at Skilled (Now Simonds Stadium).

Btw Redleg, heard from a good source Americain has pulled up very well from it's Moonee valley Cup win and looking wonderful for the Cup. Another whisper is Jukebox Jury has been impressive at the quarantine centre on it's morning work.

Americain does quite a bit of work building up it's stamina with 1800m workout gallops, looking as good if not better than last year. Hard to toss. Your call on back to back looks very good.

Could have put this in the sports board but there's tumble weeds present over there. And horses love bananas, so I guess it's relevant here.

Americain was very impressive winning the Moonee Valley Cup saturday but rises to 58 kg's. Craig Williams mount Dunaden is in with 54 and Jukebox Jury at 57 has less than Americain yet gave him weight and beat him in France, so he is really in the race. I would be taking the french trifecta for a start.

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I mentioned on a new thread about you know who's father now working as a recruiter for GWS, that I predicted exactly that some months ago. I also said that I can't find my post and would like to revisit it. Does anyone on here know a way of finding an old post by some search method, that is quicker than going post by post.

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I mentioned on a new thread about you know who's father now working as a recruiter for GWS, that I predicted exactly that some months ago. I also said that I can't find my post and would like to revisit it. Does anyone on here know a way of finding an old post by some search method, that is quicker than going post by post.

We've had so many threads started about Mr. Unmentionable that it's impossible to locate one specific post about him.

I tried it and almost destroyed the search engine.

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Herald Sun are reporting that Eddie will be the new face of Foxtel - Is this new ? I hadn't heard it before .

It's mentioned in the "Mick Malthouse to join Channel 7" story .

Sort of makes it even more of a competition between the 2 AFL providers doesn't it ?

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Herald Sun are reporting that Eddie will be the new face of Foxtel - Is this new ? I hadn't heard it before .

It's mentioned in the "Mick Malthouse to join Channel 7" story .

Sort of makes it even more of a competition between the 2 AFL providers doesn't it ?

I read that somewhere a week or two back Nuggets.

In the media nothing surprises me.

I actually don't mind Eddie, I am debating the worth of Foxtel at the moment.

Have had it before but bailed out a couple of years back.

But cannot see the Dees being on 7 very often.

Might have to get it to see away games in 2012.

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I mentioned on a new thread about you know who's father now working as a recruiter for GWS, that I predicted exactly that some months ago. I also said that I can't find my post and would like to revisit it. Does anyone on here know a way of finding an old post by some search method, that is quicker than going post by post.

You know I tried plugging your name in the search engine with Scully and like Andy's efforts, it almost blew the search engine. Can't find anything you mentioned with the name Phil "you know who" also. But I know you stated that months ago anyway. Someone will get it. If I had a year up my sleeve I would trawl through each of the several 30+ page "you know who threads"....

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You know I tried plugging your name in the search engine with Scully and like Andy's efforts, it almost blew the search engine. Can't find anything you mentioned with the name Phil "you know who" also. But I know you stated that months ago anyway. Someone will get it. If I had a year up my sleeve I would trawl through each of the several 30+ page "you know who threads"....

Thanks for that. Well at least we all get a much clearer understanding of what went on. I would rather discuss fruit than him or his old man.

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I read that somewhere a week or two back Nuggets.

In the media nothing surprises me.

I actually don't mind Eddie, I am debating the worth of Foxtel at the moment.

Have had it before but bailed out a couple of years back.

But cannot see the Dees being on 7 very often.

Might have to get it to see away games in 2012.

Thanks for that old dee

Melbourne could be on foxtel a fair bit , though I reckon 7 will have predominantly Victorian team match ups - for ratings purposes .

It's probably going to come down to how many times we're drawn against interstate teams .

I was a bit surprised to hear Eddie's name connected to Foxtel - If he calls games it probably won't involve Collingwood as they're nearly always on free to air .

Cheers

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Can't believe it, there I am at the airport with Mrs. Redleg on our way to the GC, with my Herald Sun in hand ready to read about YKW's dad, when YKW walks past me. He looked at me, recognized me and looked away. Think he will be doing a bit of that for the next few months.

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Can't believe it, there I am at the airport with Mrs. Redleg on our way to the GC, with my Herald Sun in hand ready to read about YKW's dad, when YKW walks past me. He looked at me, recognized me and looked away. Think he will be doing a bit of that for the next few months.

Wow...wish i could give him an eyeball....he would remember it i assure you!!!

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Can't believe it, there I am at the airport with Mrs. Redleg on our way to the GC, with my Herald Sun in hand ready to read about YKW's dad, when YKW walks past me. He looked at me, recognized me and looked away. Think he will be doing a bit of that for the next few months.

It's a small world.

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