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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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19 hours ago, old dee said:

Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

I think he has just had 4 weeks off already.

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    Anything much happening around here this week?

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Anything much happening around here this week?

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

    I am sure you will have been missed.

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    16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

    <Non-PC warning...>

    Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

    <Non-PC warning...>

    Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

    Very perceptive Tim!

    My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Very perceptive Tim!

    My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

    So, ideas rather than actual staff (my initial suspicion)?

    Your domestics are indeed lucky to have a seigneur with such care for their job security and intellectual advancement.

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    I am sure Bitter’s domestics are absolutely thrilled to work under him.

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    2 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

    Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

    I think he is a lawyer, but needs a better one.

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    4 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

    Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

    I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

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    18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

    His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

    My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

    Such is Life.

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    11 hours ago, 640MD said:

    My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

    Such is Life.

    I think Uncle Bitter is familiar with that.

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    On 18/11/2024 at 18:02, Redleg said:

    His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

    He doesn't always drink banana based products?

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    17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    He doesn't always drink banana based products?

    Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

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    Just voted in the MFC Election.

    I was shocked Uncle Bitter wasn’t a candidate.

    I could just imagine the meetings at the manor.

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    On 21/11/2024 at 04:32, Redleg said:

    Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

    Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

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    4 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

    Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

    Please refrain from such slurs Red.

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    Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

     

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    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

    Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

     

    Screenshot_20241204_093250_Chrome.thumb.jpg.5b3726f375fd3c3b5561b89aad8aa653.jpg

    I knew I should have gone into banana art.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I knew I should have gone into banana art.

    🎵 Banananart, banananart, banananart, nart, nart-nart! 🎵

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSdB6IQJI

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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