The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 41,939]

19 hours ago, old dee said:

Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

I think he has just had 4 weeks off already.

[Redleg 41,939]

Anything much happening around here this week?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Anything much happening around here this week?

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

[Redleg 41,939]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

I am sure you will have been missed.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,557]

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

Edited November 17, 2024 by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,557]

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

So, ideas rather than actual staff (my initial suspicion)?

Your domestics are indeed lucky to have a seigneur with such care for their job security and intellectual advancement.

[Redleg 41,939]

I am sure Bitter’s domestics are absolutely thrilled to work under him.

[layzie 34,333]

Good day for a roll 

[Master Deebater 495]

40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am sure Bitter’s domestics are absolutely thrilled to work under him.

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

[daisycutter 29,892]

uncle always goes a bit troppo in the off season

[Little Goffy 14,750]

2 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I think he is a lawyer, but needs a better one.

[DemonFrog 1,359]

4 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

[Redleg 41,939]

18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

[640MD 3,491]

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.

[Redleg 41,939]

11 hours ago, 640MD said:

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.

I think Uncle Bitter is familiar with that.

[DemonFrog 1,359]

On 18/11/2024 at 18:02, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

[Redleg 41,939]

17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

[Redleg 41,939]

Just voted in the MFC Election.

I was shocked Uncle Bitter wasn’t a candidate.

I could just imagine the meetings at the manor.

[640MD 3,491]

On 21/11/2024 at 04:32, Redleg said:

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

[Redleg 41,939]

4 hours ago, 640MD said:

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

Please refrain from such slurs Red.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,557]

Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

[Redleg 41,939]

2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,557]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

🎵 Banananart, banananart, banananart, nart, nart-nart! 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSdB6IQJI

Edited December 4, 2024 by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew